You are cordially invited to play with the worst group of players of 2017!

Imagine this:

The game hasnt started yet, and some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is already autistically yelling over the mic, virtue signaling his mmr. Your team picked 3 carries and no one has bought a courier 5 minutes in. Your supports think that they are carries and havent bought a single ward. The nukers and stunners refuse to use their ults. Your team over extends and dive. Overall, there is a sense that although the persons game hours says 2,000 hours, you feel like they have spent that time playing like hot garbage, not taking into consideration the meaning of teamwork or understanding how the heros work.That person is you.
So, in an attempt to cull the useless filth that plauges Dota2, you have recieved this prestigious invitation to be among your equals, the scrubs that inhabit the lower barckets.
Congratulations! You suck at Dota!

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15 Members

4 March, 2017 - SpaghettiTime | 0 Comments

Recently, I have gone on a hiatus from STEAM, working and what not. I have returned to see our group has grown to 15 members. I am very proud of you scum sucking losers. We will have a special event when we reach 100 members. Sincerely, your Hot Garbage overseer

Blowing off STEAM

25 February, 2017 - SpaghettiTime | 0 Comments

Dear Scrubs and Scrubettes,
Feel free to vent and blow off steam about terrible matches youve had in the past. It will make you feel better about the game, and people will enjoy reading the comments. Also, if you see a VERY bad player, invite them to this group. After all, we're all Hot Garbage...except me

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{<~axEl~>} 9 Feb, 2018 @ 1:58am

Lol

Mailboxhead 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:20pm

Hi and thank you for the invite. I have been really upping my garbage game the last few months. I never thought I would be noticed, felt I always blended into the surrounding trash but wow... you did notice!

I gonna have to suck and or blow twice as hard now to prove this is the right place for me!

SpaghettiTime

13 Jun, 2017 @ 10:14pm

Found a couple of great players today. As you rummage the hot stinking garbage abyss that is DotA 2 unranked, you find a treasure. We won 3 games in a row, and dominated the teams. Dont get me wrong, the other team put up a valiant effort. They were good, but we were better. Keep playing, keep trying. Soon, you will find a good team.

SpaghettiTime

26 May, 2017 @ 10:49am

Played with a spectre who in his eyes did well, but lost the entire game for us.
12 kills, 5 deaths, not bad...if only he didnt use his ulti for killing IO instead of teamfighting.
Blames support (me) then proceeds to try and back door on a sniper, dies, no BB, then loses the entire game for us.

It doesnt matter how many items or kills you have, dota is a team game and if youre too stupid to realise that, youre nothing but hot garbage