Noob Hater / ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hater

Noobs think they are decent players............ unfortunately they are not! Here are some tips not to be COMPLETE NOOB (NAB)

1. Always stick together with your team!!!!!!!!!!! They will know YOU are Nab and they will protect you like a birdie..........
2. Try not to shoot them like a ♥♥♥♥ing Rambo................ or Chuck Norris.
3. Try not to fall down to slow down your teammates. How to achieve that??? SMASH right mouse button like ALLLLL the time! Remember that you can push with right mouse button these special infected: Spitter, Hunter, Jockey, Smoker, Boomer and even Witch if you are trying to stun her. But you can't push the ♥♥♥♥ing Charger or Tank.... i saw players mashing right mouse button on Charger.... what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
4. Try to memorize the campaigns, otherwise you might get kicked for not knowing WHERE DAFUQ you are!
5. Don't stay on edges!!! You might get pulled by a smoker ( so many times!!!) or fly with Charger Airlines!!! They can kick you again!
6. As a Special Infected always attack with your teammmates! NOT ALONE!!!! When someone is the tank don't watch him how he is punching them, try to distract them from him. ATTACK THEM ALL TOGETHER!
7. Have fun, this is only a game, but get BETTER! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!