Let's hang and ♥♥♥♥.

Hey. Let's hang out. Like, let's all mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ get down and have a good time on a server, or just hangin and talkin.

Okay so when I was about maybe 7, I didn't wipe like at all. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know why. I think it was just pure laziness. I would like, rub my butt on things because it would itch really bad, and that would cause these horrible scat marks on my boxers.

So this one time my dad ran a bath for me. And so ya know, I got all butt ass naked and got into the water. For some reason, my dad would always like, run the water super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. Maybe to boil me alive or maybe because he was stupid.

So I get in, right. And I get in all slow and ♥♥♥♥ because of like, the difference in temperature. And then I got in finally.

I started to notice something was off with the bath though.

There were little brown flakes floating around the water. Now, not being a stupid mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I obviously knew what the ♥♥♥♥ it was. I started to get really like, "Oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥" and got out of the water.

There was so much literal ♥♥♥♥ in the water, I could probably drown a titty elephant with it.

So I tell me dad, and he just has this sigh. Like, one of those "What in the ♥♥♥♥. I'm just done" sighs. He drains the water and tells me to wipe better.

From that day on, I always wiped. I also check my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for ♥♥♥♥. Seriously, ask me anytime. I'll admit to it, I check my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You think that's weird? Well go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, I ain't having dirty ass poo flakes in the water anymore.

Anyways welcome to the group.