“Kim is not a person but an idea.”

Kim’s Ideology is a set of ideas and beliefs concerning online gaming communities. Following this ideology requires the constant practice of these teachings in your everyday gaming life.

Definitions:
Comrade: Follower of Kim’s Ideology. All followers are considered kindred to one another and shall be treated with honor.
The Lost: Those who do not care about the ideology. Do not trouble these heretics unless provoked by them.
The Inferior: Those who are against this ideology.
Avide de Pouvoir (French for “power hungry”): Those who only want power and to gain in rank.

The Thou Shalt Nots:
Do not support the whims of fools.
Do not speak unless you desire to do so.
Do not take anything seriously, for life is but a perception and not a reality.
Do not follow incompetent leaders, even if you are to suffer “repercussions” for your beliefs. Defend the claims you have for their incompetence.
Do not insult anyone from one's real life unless are also a TeamSpeak user.

The Thou Shalts:
Do everything in your power to make “The Inferior” feel grief.
Do everything to further this ideology. The ideology of Kim grants sources of power unattainable to heretics. With this power proselytize others.

Our Commandments Concerning the Enemies of the Faith:
Call out the avide de pouvoir (French for “power hungry”). These evil men are our greatest foe and must be dealt with.
Call out those who overuse memes, for they know not the path to enlightenment.
Call out those whom everyone else seems to overlook, for the last shall be first.

When another person is wrong enlighten them, providing sufficient information for them to understand what you are trying to convey. Give them an opportunity for discussion, and if you are in the wrong own up to your sins. Admitting your error leads to wisdom in the believer.

The local governors of the TeamSpeak, the greater ones known as Admins and the lesser ones as Moderators, are to be treated no different than their subjects. If you are punished by banning for your beliefs rejoice, for your task has been completed. Do not fear death, for in heaven thou shalt be given many rewards for your holy service.

There are many things not written here, but all the documents on the internet would not be able to contain the wisdom of Kim. Instead, follow after the Dear Leader and Commissars example of how to live according to the words of Kim (on the internet).

Go my believers and prosper! Make haste and spread my word to all!