Thanks to everyone who was able to play tonight! Hope you guys got some decent practice in. I mean, because you guys need it. Thanks for raising my self-esteem, I feel so much better now knowing that I am still much better than the rest of you.

And if you weren't able to make it, you're a horrible person and an even worse friend. But no worries; I understand it's not easy to willingly be dominated, even by someone as skilled as I am. Plus, you missed out on me actually telling the truth for once, that I am in fact better than you.