"It all started a couple days ago when i was in the shower. I had not scrubbed my ass for a long time and we had no bodywash in the shower, so i looked under my sink and that was the first time i saw it. My love, right guard with mentol cooling was all the way in the back. Having never tried it and feeling a little adventurous i took it and started to scrub down. I got to my ass and everything was fine at first, the stuff felt pretty good and it instantly covered up the stank. It wasnt until 30 seconds after i was done and my ass began to burn something went incredibly right. I was in pain at first, trying to bend over and wash my butthole out with water. Then something i didnt expect happened, i got a hard on. I began to realize i liked the burning sensation. Something in my head then screamed out to me "put ya finger in ya butt" these kinds of thoughts had never occured to me before, and i have never felt homosexual in my life, but the the stinging was too much. I did it, to my dismay and joy i liked it, "huaoh yeah" i said aloud as i rubbed more right guard all over my backside. I realized i sounded exactly like peggy hill when i said that and started laughing, and then it happend, i jazzed. I now buy right guard body wash with menthol whenever im at the store. I take it with me along with my lube when i bait and give myself a good scrub down. Everytime im in the shower whether or not i want it or not the right guard drags me into something sexual. My right guard body wash with menthol sleeps right next to me on the pillow next to my face, and now i couldnt live without it."

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