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James Hahn

This page is dedicated to the half man, half demigod, half wit, half life, half sweg wonder known as James ( Pronounced Ham-ez, Gay-ms, or Jeromes) Jihad "Jaguar" Hahn. Born in the northern side of the Detroit Metro, he was raised by hoodlems of dark skin complexion and faces that look like they were dragged through belt sanders and attacks with Molotovs... oh wait, KKK. Anyway, he got an education up to the age of twelve, where he gave up on the hard concept of reading comprehension and delve into the wonders of console-elitist gaming. 42069sw3g hours later, he was granted the title of Master 1337 Sn0ipeh KhajL33t of the Mountains of Khacastainian 'Murican Saudi Arabia. With his L33T gaming skills, especially in LoL (Lick of Lollipops....♥♥♥♥♥) and 175 hours of God of War, he overthrew the Christian God and claimed the Game of Thrones. Several days later, he embarked on a plot-twisty quest to find the Rhino of Youth. He stroked its massive ♥♥♥♥ and received the rhinosaurus's Immortality Semen, which he drank and sold the crusty jar to a Skippy factory. He became a god, and started to spread his ways of 420sweg to gullible n00bzlikeu. And his first victi-- disciple was a man named Ched. The great Ched along with seven other sexy ass men scavenge the land for those who needed James as a source of hope, but failed misseribly because Ched could not see the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map. And so, the religion of Hahnsanity was spread into culture today, and the first disciple Ched is a legend among written in the great Bible, lost on a semen stained CD somewhere in Elliot Rodgers' basement.

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Official Klen Chant/ Hym

11 August, 2014 - Jimbus Nimbus | 0 Comments

Yeah burfday, itz yo burfday (Mlg, killun n00bs inside te COD, spawn)

Dey ass m3 wut i dew an hoo i dew it fo
And how i take all my ♥♥♥♥♥ up in da studio (Yeeeeuh)
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
When i die, spawn me inside da Kucci sto
When i die, spawn me inside dat big ass ho
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo

Dey call him "♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" so i call'em "♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"
Sk33t, sk33t ♥♥♥♥ movin, payin, gettin to it
I'm in the kitchen, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ e'erywhere (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
Just made a sandwich, I got mayo e'erywhere
U da tryhard ♥♥♥♥♥, noscope while i hold muh breat
Neckbeard man, with his dildo, zzzzzt, holdin his ♥♥♥♥
Extend yo ♥♥♥♥, sex in yo h0le
When yo bro leaving he be getting xbox ban
Knife only match, goin on a knifathon
See i done got dem nades, spammin spawn
Flashbang, 9-bang, and a frag, nah
C ♥♥♥♥♥, imma camper, u b fat newb
When i die, spawn me inside teh origin store
When i die, spawn me inside teh steam store
true to my fandom, 2sppoky, i'm different
So, wun i die, don't spawn me next to n00b ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dey ass m3 wut i dew an hoo i dew it fo
And how i take all my ♥♥♥♥♥ up in da studio (Yeeeeuh)
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
When i die, spawn me inside da Kucci sto
When i die, spawn me inside dat big ass ho
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo

(Khahnyeeyuh Best)
Aight, easy easy dat's how i do it uh
I mlg, so i deserve to be cheating, uh
Dey pullin out, i haxin and beating, uh
U go downstairs and leave the tv on
yall been togetha ten days, u deserve a promotion
specially if u pull yo ♥♥♥♥ in superSanic fast motion
specially if you paid a couple payments on his Doritos
went to safeway to buy ♥♥♥♥, man ♥♥♥♥ Cheetos
Last birthday mom got you a new sweater
throw tantrum, slap her with d, and tell her do better
She said how bout i get you gift card for gamestop
How bout she hit herself in the face, teardrop
I'm joking, I'm just serious, I asked her
Don't be actin like no actress if we preachin that we practice
Don't be reaching, don't be touching ♥♥♥♥
We be Major League Team
i got stacks and status runnin this gunnin scheme

Dey ass m3 wut i dew an hoo i dew it fo
And how i take all my ♥♥♥♥♥ up in da studio (Yeeeeuh)
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
When i die, spawn me inside da Kucci sto
When i die, spawn me inside dat big ass ho
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo

Itz ur burfday, itz ur burfday
Tru n00b contest, u in first place
u in first place, u in first place
Tru n00b contest, u in first place
I show up with a st4ck to ur twerk place
(Then hand the valesline to the guy with semen face)
Tell the DJ play your song, bass cannon come on
(What I'm c-ing from te back I can't front on)
Dey ass me wut I dew an hoo I dew it fo
When I die, add me in le booty club
Get te fl4g, get te fl4g, get te fl4g
I might switch teams and get ur fl4g

Dey ass m3 wut i dew an hoo i dew it fo
And how i take all my ♥♥♥♥♥ up in da studio (Yeeeeuh)
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
When i die, spawn me inside da Kucci sto
When i die, spawn me inside dat big ass ho
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo
All i w0nt fo muh burfday iz a bigg b00teh hobo

Dope an Yeyuh
We like snort and drenk
Isn't this your burfday, bae
You deserve a p00p today
(U in first place, u in first place)
(Tru n00b contest u in first place)