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Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.