Hazardous Environment Combat Unit

Here you will not speak until spoken to, you will not sleep unless told to do so! When I ask you to jump, you will reply with ”How high”!? Do you get me?!

1-You are not a superman.
2-If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
3-Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
4-When in doubt, empty your magazine.
5-Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
6-Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
7-If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
8-No plan survives the first contact intact.
9-All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds.
10-Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo.
11-If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
12-The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
13-The important things are always simple.
14-The simple things are always hard.
15-The easy way is always mined.
16-If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
17-When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
18-Incoming fire has right of way.
19-Friendly fire isn't.
20-If the enemy is in range - SO ARE YOU!
21-No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
22-Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
23-Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
24-Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
25-Tracers work both ways.
26-The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
27-Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
28-If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
29-When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
30-Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
31-Murphy was a grunt.