Hello HGTV,

It's come to my attention that I cannot support the ever growing organization that Hand Grenade Television has become. After talks with the shareholders, it is clear to me that we can use more help on the front lines.

I have recently promoted one of our long time members, Ch3f, to moderator. THIS WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING. I REPEAT, WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING.

This is an executive move on my part, and will take full responsibility on actions taken by Ch3f. Roster movements will still have to be processed through me, as well as tryouts and background checks. This is simply a business move that will better progress the quality that HGTV has been known to provide.

Any questions can be directed to me, and without question know that this the correct decision.

Let's all take a second to congratulate, Mr Ch3f.

THONK

Good afternoon members and fans of Hand Grenade Television.

You may have seen that we are now a man down. One of our riflers, wtjamwag, is no longer apart of the squad. This is due to the fact that he has attempted to swindle our teammates, myself included. Phishing links are prohibited, as stated in the contract that all of you have signed. (If you would like to see the document again, message me in private and I will provide that for you.) If you have recently received a message from wtjamwag, DO NOT CLICK. You WILL be directed to a fake steam website, where your account will be compromised. We do not tolerate this behavior, and you will be immediately expunged if found guilty. Action had to be taken to set a precedent. May you all heed this warning, and think twice before trying to take advantage of your brothers at HGTV.

Now. In lighter news, we. are. back. We are so back gentlemen. Morale is at an all time high. We are locked in, frags on frags on frags. Unstoppable. this is what we are all about, this is why we started HGTV. As the major is encroaching, we will not let up on the gas pedal. Stay strong.

Regards,

Thonk