So you know those little punk ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that really have no life at all and for some reason are in love with me or some ♥♥♥♥? They're taging up with EoX.

Therefore:
Effective immediately, Eve of Extinction is a tagless community. I'll ask everyone to remove the tag to avoid being affiliated with those children.



-A message to the kids: I know you're reading this and laughing your asses off, but I'm just smiling away. To know I had such an impact on you, it's truly touching. I didn't realize the 5 of you lovedddd me so much. PS- It's really cool that you guys are chillin' with Half-Breed again, it broke my heart that he talked so much ♥♥♥♥ about you guys, and you were all jealous that he was still hanging around with me. The bottom line, please, continue to waste your lives attempting to troll a superior being (myself) as it only makes me smile to know I still have such a hold over you<3



-Kenji

I have officially finished Left 4 Dead 2.

http://steamoss.com/id/kenjilionheart/stats/L4D2?tab=achievements

If you check the global stats only 0.5% of all players have "Still Something To Prove"
I know a few players who have achieved this yet have not finished the game, therefore logic would dictate that more than likely, less than 0.5% of all players have all 50 achievements as I do. If that's not something to brag about, then I don't know how I'm supposed to brag over gaming. That's the only thing I got going for me so why don't we all congratulate me, eh?



-Kenji

I am aware of the demo-soldier war.

I don't care. How often do I play TF2? and you already know my standpoint on class items in general, they all suck. They unbalance the game and have not excited me for more than 10 minutes per item. (Generally less.)

Stop informing me it's going on, stop asking me to FARM KILLS like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The winner will be the person who starts up his server with 31 bots on the opposite team to stand there and take crit shots for several hours, and the reward? Either giving soldier a new item that he doesn't need because he's balanced, or giving demoman a new weapon, seeing as 90% of demos just spam anyway, I'm sure the item will be worthless. Not to mention if YOUR class wins, guess what!? You won't want to play it anymore because in a 16 man server, 14 of the team will be your class. Of course all 14 of those people will scream at everyone to go to a helpful class to help the team, because they shouldn't have too! That'd be silly.



I don't even enjoy TF2 anymore. If had to make space on my harddrive, TF2 might even get uninstalled.



So please, stop telling me about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ update, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ and I don't need everyone acting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ news service. Just because you know something doesn't mean you need to tell everyone you know, chances are, they already know!



and to make it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clear, DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ASS TF2 UPDATE. IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE I DON'T PLAY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ANYMORE. I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ANYONE WHO TELLS ME ABOUT THE UPDATE. MILKY TELLS ME EVERYTHING ABOUT TF2 WAY BEFORE THE REST OF YOU, DON'T WASTE MY TIME. THANKS. (seriously, within seconds of info for TF2, Milky tells me. It's kinda scary.)



Just so we're clear, Don't tell me there's a TF2 update of any kind unless your name is Milkysoft, because she's always the first person to tell me anyway, and I don't need to hear it 17 times. Especially since I don't play TF2 at all. Khodak is the only person I've played with in the past...Um..When did pMp go away again? Yeah a long ass time ago.



So one last time since I know a lot of my friends are slow as ♥♥♥♥ and don't listen unless I tell them several times:
Do
Not
Inform
Me
Of
TF2
Updates.
THANK YOU.



-The man you love to make rage, Kenji.

PS- Virage and Moose, I know as soon as you read this you're going to message me to tell me about the TF2 update. So you shouldn't even bother.

Happy Thanksgiving to all Eve of Extinction members.

May your turkey fill you so much, you pass out for a week.



-Kenji

I have to say I just played the most intense Left 4 Dead game in my life. I've never played Left 4 Dead and had my heart actually racing as I sprinted through zombies. If you haven't played it yet, play Realism mode. It is really incredible. I thought it was kinda cool but I didn't give it too much of a chance until tonight. I played a full expert realism game on The Parish, where I watched a new friend recieve "The Real Deal" achievement. Unfortunately Rusty and I were incaped by the tank, but before I met a horrible car induced death, I had tons of fun. The amount of teamwork that goes into the game alone is enough to keep me interested, but one slip up could have you sitting out for the rest of the map, so it keeps you on your toes. I think we all felt like Expert in L4D was just too easy. We could finish an expert game with more than 1 restart in under an hour. That was too easy for the hardest mode in the game. Granted I'm not factoring in versus or scavenge right now because honestly, the two of them are more frustrating than fun most of the time. Between trying to get a full game, and then trying to play past map two without rage quitters, it's ridiculous. When we try to play versus, we spend more time waiting in safe room for the teams to fill, than we do killing the enemy team as infected, which then causes them to rage quit again. Eventually for one reason or another (Valve's AWESOME matchmaking system I'd wager) people stop joining the game altogether. Us played had a way to fix that back in L4D, heartbeat. but Valve took that away from us, players shouldn't have control of stuff like that right? Makes too much sense. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ source engine.



Anyway..



Expert Realism is an extreme challenge only pros are going to be able to conquer, which is that much more rewarding when you've completed it. When I have that achievement to survive an expert realism game, I'm really going to feel like I've accomplished something, because it's that hard. I still don't think the name "realism" is too accurate. I mean, a charger slams me into the floor once, I'm dead realistically...but that'd be stupid.



Anyway, I just wanted to say kudos to Valve for Realism. It was done right, and it's really fun. It's given me hope that campaign mode will keep me a lot more interested than it did in L4D.



Have your own thoughts on Realism? Share them with us.



-Kenji