I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore. Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.

STOP ✋ POSTING 📝 ABOUT 💦 AMONG ☪ US 👨! I'M 👌💻 TIRED 😴 OF SEEING 👀 IT! MY FRIENDS 🙊👬 ON 🔛 TIKTOK 🎵 SEND 📨📧 ME MEMES 😂, ON 🔛 DISCORD 🔥 IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑 MEMES 🐸! I 👁 was in a server ™🍦, right ✔? and ALL 💯 OF THE CHANNELS 📺 were just among 💰 us 🇺🇸 stuff 💰. I-I 😂💦😠 showed 👀 my champion 😍🍆 underwear 👙 to my girlfriend 👸 and t-the logo ❗ I 👁 flipped 🙃 it and I 👁 said 💬 "hey 👋 babe 👶😭, when ⏰ the underwear 👙💩🔎 is sus 🌈🏳️‍🌈 HAHA 😂 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🛎 DING 💧🔔😦 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DI 👉 DI 🅱 DING 💧🔔😦" I 👁 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👀🍆💦 looked 👀 at a trashcan 🗑✊ and said 🗣 "THAT'S ✔ A BIT 😁 SUSSY" I 👁 looked 👀 at my penis 🍆 I 👁 think 💭 of an astronauts 🚀 helmet ⛑📞 and I 👁 go 🏃 "PENIS 🍆? MORE LIKE 👍🏻 PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

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⠀ ⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀
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。　　•　 　ﾟ。・・・・・.・・.
　　.　.　　　 .　　　　・。　。.
　.　　 。　 ඞ 。　 . •
• Pink was not An Impostor •.
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. 1 Impostor remains °

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I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore. Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.

STOP ✋ POSTING 📝 ABOUT 💦 AMONG ☪ US 👨! I'M 👌💻 TIRED 😴 OF SEEING 👀 IT! MY FRIENDS 🙊👬 ON 🔛 TIKTOK 🎵 SEND 📨📧 ME MEMES 😂, ON 🔛 DISCORD 🔥 IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑 MEMES 🐸! I 👁 was in a server ™🍦, right ✔? and ALL 💯 OF THE CHANNELS 📺 were just among 💰 us 🇺🇸 stuff 💰. I-I 😂💦😠 showed 👀 my champion 😍🍆 underwear 👙 to my girlfriend 👸 and t-the logo ❗ I 👁 flipped 🙃 it and I 👁 said 💬 "hey 👋 babe 👶😭, when ⏰ the underwear 👙💩🔎 is sus 🌈🏳️‍🌈 HAHA 😂 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🛎 DING 💧🔔😦 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DI 👉 DI 🅱 DING 💧🔔😦" I 👁 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👀🍆💦 looked 👀 at a trashcan 🗑✊ and said 🗣 "THAT'S ✔ A BIT 😁 SUSSY" I 👁 looked 👀 at my penis 🍆 I 👁 think 💭 of an astronauts 🚀 helmet ⛑📞 and I 👁 go 🏃 "PENIS 🍆? MORE LIKE 👍🏻 PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

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⠀ ⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀
⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🎴 sus ඩ
。　　•　 　ﾟ。・・・・・.・・.
　　.　.　　　 .　　　　・。　。.
　.　　 。　 ඞ 。　 . •
• Pink was not An Impostor •.
.• ° . ° ° ° °
. 1 Impostor remains °

　　ﾟ . ° • • °.

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⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟪🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜🟦⬛
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⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
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[Intro: Dragan]
Hey John, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
I can believe this, ah!
You come here, to payday!?
And you think you gonna own!?

[Chorus: Dallas]
You're such a medic bag, I need it
You're such a medic bag, I need it

[Verse 1: Dallas]
I need a medic bag, I need it
Don't need an ammo bag, don't need it (don't)
Alright I am up, oh ♥♥♥♥
Time to fetch the drill, stop talkin'
Come on, keep it up
Hey Hoxton, let's ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up
Check your ammo
Once I hear a cellphone ringin'
Buzzin', ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' vibratin'
Open fire, I said down and
Keep your hands where I can see 'em
Extra ammo, time to go
Oh ♥♥♥♥, cops are here
What's that?
Let's go down the stairs
Oh ♥♥♥♥, don't stop shootin'
[Chorus: Dallas & Chains]
The thermal lance is melted, I hear it (*chains noise*)
This place is filled with cops, I'm hurt bad

[Interlude: Chains]
Yo, doctor bag deployed
You think you could take me?
Don't make me do some stupid ♥♥♥♥
Which I am prone to do when you do stupid ♥♥♥♥
Yo, doctor bag de—

[Verse 2: Chains]
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I get the ♥♥♥♥ up (whoop!)
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I get the ♥♥♥♥ up (whoop!)
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I get the ♥♥♥♥ up (whoop!)
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I get the ♥♥♥♥ up (whoop!)
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I get the ♥♥♥♥ up
You get the ♥♥♥♥ down, now don't go bein' tricky
Chains hates tricky, you shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!
Go ahead, keep pissin' me off, I love that
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I love to eat dirt
I love Shakespeare, I love to hold fire
I'm a sick ♥♥♥♥, I love to make money
I hate profanity, but stay the ♥♥♥♥ down (down, down, down, down)

[Chorus: Dallas]
You're such a medic bag, I need it
You're such a medic bag, I need it
[Outro: Dragan]
Hey John, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
I can believe this, ah!
You come here, to payday!?
And you think you gonna own!?

OG Payday crew be like:

Psycho Dad is a fictitious character and television show on PBS that Al Bundy and the members of "NO MA'AM" (except for Griff) idolize. The show was later brought to Fox as The New Adventures of Psycho Dad (Kelly Knows Something).

Andrew Prine plays the actor (playing Psycho Dad) who is not named on MWC. The actor describes the show as "a simple saga of a guy run amok in the Old West". Psycho Dad appears to have a son whom he cares about.

As there is no footage of the actual show, it can be inferred from the show's lyrics and what Al has said about the character that he:

Is tall, has an icy stare and is insane.
Killed the pig that his son raised and wanted to keep as a pet
Has killed (or has attempted to kill) multiple ex-wives for various reasons:
Killed one of his wives because she weighed a ton
Killed another wife because she had a cold
Killed one of his wives and a schoolmarm simultaneously, after finding out that they were teaching his son how to do housework and he had only one cartridge left in his rifle.
Attempted to kill one of his wives, but she managed to duck after he tried to shoot her at a theatre. The bullet then hit U.S. President Abraham Lincoln.
Has the scalp of one of his ex-wives
Kidnapped a circuit judge to prevent a wedding from happening.
Has the heads of eight reindeer on his cabin wall
Fights bums on Christmas.
Massacred a village filled with unarmed Native American women and children.
In the The New Adventures of Psycho Dad, it is stated that it has "less violence but more kinky sex and nudity for a cleaner and saner America".
He wore the same suit for several years.
Each episode runs about an hour long and on average has about 84 killings per episode.
It is unclear how many episodes of Psycho Dad were produced, but the title Dad is likely responsible for about 8,000 killings through the life of the series.

The show was abruptly cancelled after complaints from women's group due to its high content of violence. (I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1)) "NO MA'AM" went to Washington D.C. to have Psycho Dad put back on the air but were unsuccessful. (I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 2))

There is also a spin-off series that Peg likes, called Psycho Mom. (Teacher Pets)