† ALL HAIL BRONTOGOD †

BRONTOGOD is herbivorous, unitary and beyond comprehension. It was BRONTOGOD
who brought MAN out of all of the times, and left the inferior DINOMAN behind, for MAN was superior!

"And then Brontogod said 'Let there be ponies.' And there was ponies."
-Sauropods 1:3

~The Nine Tablets of BRONTOGOD~

I: Thou shalt not have any DINOGOD before me.

II: Thou shalt execute any DINOMAN they see, for they were banished by BRONTOGOD.

III: Thou shalt not take the name of the BRONTOGOD in vain, for he will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain, for BRONTOGOD is the true DINOGOD, and smiles upon mortal perfection!

IV: Remember the Dino D-Day, to keep it holy, and free of any DINOMAN imperfection, for
in six days, BRONTOGOD cured the Earth of the DINOMAN, so MAN could spread and prosper!

V: Honor thy fellow MAN, for without them, the DINOMAN will return!

VI: Thou shalt not attempt to join the DINOMAN, to avoid killing thy fellow MAN, for this is BLASPHEMY!

VII: When in the holy land of Obj Depot, thou MUST save BRONTOGOD from the DINOMAN! Thou must use only the holiest of satchels to free BRONTOGOD!

VIII: Thou shalt not blame DINOGOBLINS for thine lack of skill!

IX: Thou shalt not bear false witness against a fellow MAN, for this is the way of the DINOMAN!

The church of the FALSE DINOGOD