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After 4 Year of Food Mastery, the Heavy has Decided to Open Multiple Food Stands Around The Badlands. Near the Town of Teufort, Heavy Is Opening "Heavy's Sandvich Shop." Here Are The Areas That They Are Scheduled to Appear In:

2Fort
Granary
Byre
Harvest
Probed
Swiftwater
Gold Rush
Metalworks
Timberlodge

Near The Badwater Pipeline, "Heavy's Steak World" is Set To Appear:

Pipeline
Badwater Basin
Vanguard
Landfall
Thunder Mountain
Gravel Pit
Brickyard
Well
Foundry

Near Dustbowl and In Japan, "Heavy's Choco Bar" Is Set To Appear:

Dustbowl
District
Kong King

Recently on KOTH Harvest, Broomhandle Racers were practicing for the 1st tournament, when other players of many varieties killed most of them. One lone survivor had this to say. "I understand that certain players may not want a mostly 1 sided match in terms of all players taunting, but it crosses the line when you kill them for no other reason." It is becuase of that that Broomhandle racing may have to come to a close after a very recent opening.

Tavish Finnegon DeGroot had filled rubber ducks from the PyroDuck Company with explosives. After the explosives were found, all employees of the PyroDuck company were searched and questioned. When the scene started to seem hopeless, Mr DeGroot turned himself in, saying "I wanted to use some of the Ducks for the War effort. I didn't mean for them to explode in the Children of Teufort's faces." After a hearty few months of court trials, Mr. DeGroot was charged "Not Guilty". Now people are arguing that the judge should be fired and sentenced to 5 years of jail time for his "fake and unsupported" judgement. Mr. DeGroot will be in another trial next year for the same case, but with a different Judge. That concludes this story.

In a spectacular fassion, a red soldier managed to make a small rocket jump on A/D Steel! Aiming down at a blue demoman, the soldier took aim, but instead of hitting the demoman, the explosion launched the soldier up into the sky! More on this story Later!