FOR PAN AND COUNTRY

FOUNDED AND HEADED BY THE ETERNAL PAN, PRAISE.
AN ETERNAL EMPIRE, BUILT TO LAST A MILLION YEARS, ONLY TO L IVE A MILLION MORE!

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The Holy day of the Great Pan April 28th 2013

28 April, 2014 - Jon | 0 Comments

A glorious day of Recognition of our leader the great Pan. The orgins of this group and the Pananian Empire which was created after this day exactly one year ago. I had met the Pan on the steam raffle site for TF2 items, he was giving away his pans to his people. This had angered those at Steam raffle and they banned the Pan forever from the website. We honour him on this day, where he rose from the ashes and returned the pans to the people. The pan I hold today is from him. This is a holy day of obligation to use only your pan to fight on all TF2 servers. Glory to the Great Pan.

A COUNTRY KNOWN AS CANADA HAS FALLEN TO PAN

21 May, 2013 - euph | 0 Comments

THROUGH VIOLENT BLOODSHED OF BEAVERS, THE REMAINDER OF THE CANADIAN POPULATION HAS TURNED RABID DUE TO ADORATION OF PAN, AND THE NEW RABID CANADIANS HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO CONSUME HERETICS THAT REFUTE THE GLORY OF PAN. THE UNITED STATES MADE SOME MENTION OF ATTEMPTING TO CONTAIN THE RABID PAN LOVING BEINGS WITH SOME MENTION OF FREEDOM. HERESY I SAY, THE ANIMALS HAVE LOOSENED WHAT THE AMERICANS CALL BORDER PATROL ON THE NORTHERN BORDER, AND SMALLER SETTLEMENTS ARE BEING CONVERTED TO THE RABID BEASTS OR KILLED OFF.

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