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Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life.
Your time is almost over, Stuart.
All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me.
wat.
Today I saw a girl. She was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly. To be fair, I wasn't quite sure of the gender, only that whatever gender she was, she had tits.
Today I went to a doctor, and he told me I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I said "No. The only reason you call me that, is because you're having a sad life"
He said I could go ♥♥♥♥ myself.
I told him that I don't have to. My vacuum takes care of "those needs".
He walked over to his desk, and pulled a gun.
Before anyone of us could say anything, he pulled the trigger on himself.
I was happy. Happy because i now dident have to pay him.
As I walked out of the office, 2 unicorns picked me up, and flew me home.
This diary log is not to be taken lightly. End of log.
with a Sega Game Gear
It's been twelve years since she's been a fan of F.E.A.R.
The third one, so the E is a 3
DBZ if you please
Budokai
My mom said the lasagna's alright
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ lasagna"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CuW8xWj7M&t=2m38s
Wonder how long it will take before he burns his apartment down..?
How long before he snaps?
When he stops his CS streak?
When I get a girlfriend?
If the world is still here in 2100?
When the ♥♥♥♥ my desktop will arrive?
No1 knows...