Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell.

Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life.

Your time is almost over, Stuart.

All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little.

I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me.

omegalewd

Diary Log #42069: rit

its so secret not even MM members know it

we don't call this a hideout for nothing LUL

nah man :)

Well this is a dead place

du ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hvad makker?

Smed totalt ikke lige invites ud løløl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjIfTgxEDug me irl

Vaporwave makes me uncomfortable and I'm not entirely sure why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cAdJ3Ns1gE

LOG LOG #LOG: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIVEAWAY 2 http://steamoss.com/groups/MosterMashHideout/discussions/0/224446614458526385/

♥♥♥♥ LOG#666: Today I opened Unity earlier today, and didn't close it before 7 hours had passed. ♥♥♥♥ I'm tired now.

wow candy crush is still a thing

Diary Log#46: ♥♥♥♥ Facebook and its Candy Crush

Diary Log#45: Gonna see Deadpool soon and its gonna be AWESOME!

hahaha i took it

Captains Log #♥♥♥♥: Extra Outlast key fra den seneste Humble Bundle: INDHC-A6HEP-YHG5I

Diary Log #poop: Today I've heard the strangest of all music. For however noisy it seemed at the surface, there was something strangely cosmic about it - like Cthulhu himself was blowing me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmavfCwW4Zo

Diary Log#44: I have strange but funny friends.

Diary Log #1337: Today I took a ♥♥♥♥ huge enough it would rival the power of North Korea.

Diary Log#43: Fallout 4 is one odd game.

Diary Log #wat: I once had a dream where God was my ♥♥♥♥♥.

Diary Log#42: I can't get drunk, no mattet how much i drink...I only end up getting tired and that SUCKS!

TIL Kermit's a damn ♥♥♥♥♥

TIL we speak polish in Congo.


wat.

Diary Log#41: I have found my female side of me: Christina.

Diarrhea Log #1

Today I saw a girl. She was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly. To be fair, I wasn't quite sure of the gender, only that whatever gender she was, she had tits.

Diary Log#40: Holy hell, i finally got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job. And i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love bacon. End of log.

Diary Log #7: ♥♥♥♥♥

Diary Log#39: So long since my last log....Its just that there is nothing to write about. One day goes and another day goes and nothing special is going on. Ah man....Well, at least MM is still up and active and not dead yet. Long live Peacekeeper. End of log.

Diary Log#38: Got my new PC. End of log.

Diary Log #6: SWAG OD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib__wLn6Klo SWAG OD

Diary Log#37: Once again, over a month since my last log.

Today I went to a doctor, and he told me I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I said "No. The only reason you call me that, is because you're having a sad life"

He said I could go ♥♥♥♥ myself.

I told him that I don't have to. My vacuum takes care of "those needs".

He walked over to his desk, and pulled a gun.

Before anyone of us could say anything, he pulled the trigger on himself.

I was happy. Happy because i now dident have to pay him.

As I walked out of the office, 2 unicorns picked me up, and flew me home.

This diary log is not to be taken lightly. End of log.

Diary Log#5.2: My 40 packs of instant ramen is done. I'm going to bury myself as a human ramen (see group avatar for example)

Diary log#5: I just dug a giant-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in OneViolence's lawn. I'm going to bury myself SAD BOYS 2002

Diary log #1: Peacekeeper not doin his jawb! Not keepin theese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty children off MA LAWN! IM GETTIN TIRED O' THEESE DIRTY DIRT CHILDREN BEING ON MA LAWN! GET EM OFF!

21 YEARS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEACEKEEPER

Diary Log#4: I like OneViolence's lawn.

Diary Log#36: Over a month since my last report. I have since then reached the age of 21. Nothing worthwhile has been going on lately, but I will return here when it happens.

k

@Dr. Cooldude isnt even a guy! Not even a guy's guy either! He is just a dirty, dirty child who needs to get off ma lawn! GET OFF IT DAMMIT YE DIRTY DIRTY CHILD!

"I miss my wife far and near
with a Sega Game Gear
It's been twelve years since she's been a fan of F.E.A.R.
The third one, so the E is a 3
DBZ if you please
Budokai
My mom said the lasagna's alright
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ lasagna"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CuW8xWj7M&t=2m38s

Diary Log#35: Daniel has finally moved on and his mother can now get some peace.
Wonder how long it will take before he burns his apartment down..?
How long before he snaps?
When he stops his CS streak?
When I get a girlfriend?
If the world is still here in 2100?
When the ♥♥♥♥ my desktop will arrive?
No1 knows...

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