Who Dares Wins!

We may call our selfs British but we all know our main outpost is in Canada. Lately we have not doing anything. Since the British government cut our funding we were forced to sign a white peace with the honey badgers. Our stocks of ammo are low so we are forced to start using our knifes. Not like our bullets did anything anyway. We are low on food so we started eating road kill and tree bark. I have the idea that we should intercept the Honey Badger's supply lines. We could also rob a bank as well, we are SAS it should be a piece of cake.