"I need therapy." ~ Our Love Keanu Reeves

Listen up, ladies and menfolk! Have you ever wanted to feel the warmth of the sexy Canadian chap called Keanu Reeves? Well, guess what? You can't have him!
But you can simulate a fraction of that stimulation by joining The Keanu Reeves Appreciation Society today!

It's the same love only with empty eyes and terrible body odour.

To Keanu we give our souls.

Please refer to the Induction immediately.

(Note: Children under 12 may enter free of charge.)