Elenium Servers [Gmod]

hi

Why the ♥♥♥♥ would ANYONE eat COOKIES DIPPED IN MILK

So I’ve seen this in loads of Netflix shows and there's even the saying to leave out cookies and milk for Santa, so I thought why the hell not, maybe the Americans actually contributed with something useful. But alas, I was wrong, I was so so wrong.

IT’S HORRIBLE, first of all: your cookie becomes WET and SOGGY, it’s SAD.

Secondly: Your milk has COOKIE CRUMBS IN IT, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING ♥♥♥♥ WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THAT.

Thirdly: It’s not even that good, it’s just A REALLY WET SOGGING COOKIE COMBINED WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TASTING MILK

Although I could imagine it tasting okay if it was chocolate milk. Haven’t tried it.

this is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic