Loadout Clan and Part-Time Cool Hairstyle Dedication Group

A man walks in. A man called Plasma.

"So, you seem to have stumbled into my secret virtual lab. Or as I have named it, a 'Web Page'. Well right now I am creating a means of communication between various players of the Loadout closed beta through the means of evaporated water. Also known as a 'Steam Group'. I don't know who made that name up, it's not science-y at all."

You should call him King Plasma. He likes that.

"Unfortunately, there's no actual way to make a clan in-game yet, or any way to ensure you always play with the same people. It's quite unfortunate. Really, all this group is doing right now is being a good place for beta forumites to meet, and talk about Loadout and other stuff. But it's great at that! And it's got a perfect clan record too - zero losses!"

The man picks up various different coloured test tubes and mixes them together, in what could only be described as pure SCIENCE, resulting in a fantastic puff of smoke. It's not actually related to anything, but it looks really sweet and it'll make a great trailer shot!

"If you're interested in joining, you have to have both access to the Loadout Closed Beta (which isn't hard. They give out keys on various giveaways pretty much constantly!) and be a member of the official Loadout forum. If you're interested in joining the Rocket Afro Rebellion (rebelling against nothing but the lack of Rocket Afros in the game), put a comment up in..."

The man does something very strange with his mouth. He says, "http://www.loadout.com/forums/showthread.php?5109-Clan-of-the-Rocket-Afro". You don't know how he managed to pronounce that.

"...And that's about it. I'd really like to mention something in this fourth paragraph, but oh well."

The man shrugs, pulls his cape - yes, you're definitely sure he had a cape - over his head and disappears. Your wallet is 20 SpaceBux lighter.

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