After a 100% nuts game of Ability Draft, that went over an hour but we somehow won, I was showered in massive amounts of decadence from my victory. I'm only keeping the courier because it's not overly cute or retarded looking and i named it "Scunthy". However, just before "offering" the rest of my winnings, I noticed I had two items that went very well together: another perfectly good name tag, and a Hand for Lion. Instantly I realized I had a fitting reward for whoever is the Last Man Standing during next month's No Fapruary. While I promply named the item "No Fap Febuary Last Man Standing's Meatstroker", Valve spit it out as "No Fap Febuary Last Man Standing's Meat". ♥♥♥♥. I can't tell if it's better or worse honestly.

At any rate, that's right folks! Anyone who, at the end of the 28 days, is the only person to either not have masturbated, or everyone else has masturbated but this person, will be awarded with the prestegious "The No Fap February's Meat Stroker"! Anyone who is very confident that they will be the Last Man Standing may donate a Description Tag, so I can describe the award and it's purpose, another Name Tag, so I might be able to fix the item's intended name by shortening it or changing words, or any Socket items of your choosing that i may apply to it!


Good Luck Boys, And (don't) Have Fun!

Winner: [A]lsanders

edit: Renamed "The No Fap Febuary Last Man Standing's Meatstroker" to "The No Fap February's Meat Stroker" due to the first one being non-tradable and being too long of a name.