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The DerpSquad suggests all of its members to:
- add the [DerpSquad] clantag to their Steam profile name
- bind some variation of "Derp" to an easily spammable key
- herp derp ahurrdurr
- worship Satan

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owner's personal website[yvettesbridalformal.com]
other good websites[www.dokimos.org]
other organizations we support[www.churchofsatan.com]

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Key-bound commands for idiots

12 March, 2011 - SilkTopHat | 1 Comments

To bind a command to a key, enable the console under keyboard options, open it (the default key is `, to the left of the 1 key), and type:

bind [key] "[command] [parameters]"

...and hit enter. Omit the brackets in the actual code, but retain the quotation marks. For example:

bind p "say Derp."

Will say "Derp." in chat every time the p key is pressed. Other good options are mouse1, mouse1, space, w, a, s, d, and r.

If you wish to make a friend play something similar to Minesweeper with their keyboard, use:

bind t "unbindall"

Which removes normal binds (including movement, actions, etc) to all keys. If you're derpy enough to do it to yourself...you're an idiot. Once you have realized this, go to Options and restore keyboard defaults.

General bind suggestions:

- Derp.
- DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP
- No, I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Batman.
- sv_stopraging 1
- Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la
- Ooh, my ding-ding-dong
- guys how do i switch weapon

Happy spamming!