Brave,Bald,Beautiful

hello everyone i think i should introduce myself, i handle the new recruits and first things first guys.... wer'e gonna have to get rid of that hair on top of your head... so i would like everyone to place their hand on their heart and their shaver on head and repeat after me. I vow to pledge my allegiance to the kingdom of the Baldadaine. from this day on i shall guard the realms of the bald men and never associate with Haircrest scum as they are our sworn enemies. I pledge to uphold the ancient traditions of the Baldadaine, such is our way of life. I pledge to take no wife, father no children, we are the watchers of the bald.