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Antelope: A very deep, antelope poem about an Antelope War Hero.

6 October, 2011 - Cactus Avalanche | 1 Comments

There once lived a peasant named "Anta Lope" in a large antelope city.
He looked upon all the other antelopes, with a hint of pity.
Anta Lope strolled around, by day, by night, looking down upon others.
He looked down & watched the antelopes, the sons, daughters, fathers and mothers.
Anta Lope would shake his head in sadness as strolled to work everyday.
From November to December, from autumn to winter, from January through to May.
No one would notice him but in his eyes he was a hero, a saviour and a god.
People should love him & enjoy him, like they do with Garry's Mod.
He remembered the wars, the fighting; spear, sword and spike.
He decided that it was horrible, like my friend's skills in the game Counter-Strike.
Anta Lope remembered the hot days, fighting for his country & how he had a lust for a milkshake, an icy-pole or something cool.
But whilst we remember those antelopes that fought in the Antelope Wars we must never forget one thing: Matthew Williams is a fool.

"Let there be antelope..."

24 May, 2011 - Cactus Avalanche | 3 Comments

... said one of the greatest Antelopes known to man.
This antelope freed a bunch of slaves from slavery before making the white sea do weird ♥♥♥♥ which allowed the antelopes to walk to freedom.
Little did the antelopes know that the white sea was made from... white paint & as the antelopes were splashed by the waves of the white sea they turned white.
& so that is the story of how the White Antelopes came to be...
The antelope who freed the slaves is now known as "Bearded One". rumour has it that his beard conducts electricity that he shoots at people he doesn't like, reducing them to ash.