Keeping your marital aids warm since 1998

A place where you can relax and read books in your 6 person bedroom with your dad. Bad news: he's only got porno's. Good news: all the photo pages are stuck together, so you both just read the stories using a speak-and-read pen.

Facts you may not know:
*Hairs on the head of the penis are rooted to the tonsils.
*If you delay your birth you can look 40 and still be 10 years old.
*Forearms, foreheads and foreskins are all made out of the same stuff.
*Your mum is an ezpz qt with stds.
*I just gave you cookies without your consent.
*The government will hack your WiFi enabled dishwasher so it doesn't clean properly, thus silently killing you by food poisoning.
*You'll never know the shame of eating a dry digestive after losing a solo game of soggy-biscuits.