RP INFO

I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger
Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger
Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear
I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer
Beef with me? Please! I'm the high seas Caesar
My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer
You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter
That no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers
Don't start a war with me, you're not hard core
I'll pimp-slap those face scars of yours, port and starboard
You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine
If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes
The Valentine massacre brought you condemnation
But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion
When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination
So prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination
Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it
I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit
Cause I'm a criminal legend with a bad ass name
You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain