Explair dungeons as a naked, greetin' bairn, in an attempt tae kill yer maw. Guid fur rogue-like fans, an' fowk wi' pure weird fetishes.

Dissapoint yer fowk, an' date a fiery scottish lass at th' sam time. A win-win.

A gam whaur ye barnie against a government which is oppressin' its fowk. A huir uv a realistic british citizen simulatur.

Finally lets ye bide it every scotsmen's dream ay crushin' th' sassenach, wi' haggis worshippin' celts. best gam ever.