Global Gameplay Stats

Bum Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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players
Total achievements: 105
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66.0%

Our Daily Bread

Consume your first find.
60.6%

Skilled Labor

Learn to work for change.
58.5%

I Believe in Change

Get Bugzy his due.
56.4%

Hato Sensei

Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
55.0%

Level 2 Crook

Level up.
53.5%

Bird Culture

Meet the Pigeon Lady.
52.4%

Reverse Bribe

Try to get money from the BPD.
51.2%

Artiste

Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
43.6%

Short Fused

Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
40.9%

For My Cap

Find a feather.
39.3%

Base Decor

Collect a blueprint.
36.7%

Petty Cash

Earn 25$.
36.1%

Beast of Burden

Fill Carl's inventory.
33.5%

Best Part

Listen to the whole main menu song.
32.8%

Street Cred

Earn some respect.
29.8%

You Can Do That!?

Transport a passenger on Carl.
26.8%

Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism

Complete a Richman's side quest.
26.4%

Go East!

Meet the good doctor.
26.3%

Alcohol Alchemy

Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
25.3%

Fine! I'll do it Myself!

Decide to defend your base.
25.0%

Level 8 Bum

Attain level 8.
24.7%

Home Field Advantage

Defend successfully from a raid.
23.9%

Long John Bronze

Support John's business.
23.3%

All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy

Support Richard's business.
23.3%

Art School Reject

Get a grade of F when drawing.
22.9%

Favorite Machine at the Gym

Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.
22.3%

Rage Against the Machine

Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
22.2%

Obsolete Technology

Interact with a phone booth.
20.8%

Reach Second Base

Liberate another base location.
20.5%

Lockpicking 100

"Pick" a lock.
19.5%

Most Wanted

Become a five-star player.
19.1%

As unseen on CCTV

Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
18.7%

U Marks the Spot

Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
18.4%

Cover More Ground

Blow up.
17.6%

Target Practice

Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
17.2%

Al-chemical Genius

Smelt aluminum for the first time.
17.1%

Jokey's Surprise

Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
16.4%

This is Just a Tribute

Pay off a bug raid.
15.7%

With the Fishes

Throw a Bug into the ocean.
15.6%

F

Paid (with) your respects.
14.7%

Everybody Knows My Name

Earn 10 respect.
14.4%

Garden Variety

Harvest any homegrown plant.
13.7%

Benjamin

Earn 100$.
13.7%

First Try

Find the Safehouse.
13.0%

Best Laid Plans

Collect 10 blueprints.
12.7%

For Science!

Complete a Dr. East's side quest.
12.6%

Ultimate Hunger

Try American cuisine.
12.4%

Level 15 Creep

Attain level 15.
12.1%

Cu-rrent Conductor

Smelt copper for the first time.
11.9%

Squatter

Recruit a Creep in your base.
11.9%

Twice the Pride, Double The Fall

Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
11.3%

Feel the Force Flow Through You

Die as a result of electrical shock.
11.1%

Mamma Mia

Try Italian cuisine.
11.1%

Three Minutes

Drown.
11.1%

Secret Ingredient

Accelerate plant growth with guano.
11.0%

Faster than Light

Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
10.9%

Fine Feathers

Find 10 feathers.
10.0%

Mission Creep

Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
10.0%

Organically Sauced

Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.
10.0%

Every Penny Counts

Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
9.6%

Extreme Weather

Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
8.2%

Broteins

Feed Little Bro.
7.6%

Heimlich Maneuver

Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
7.4%

Secret Stash

Complete a Trixie's side quest.
7.4%

Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics

"Win" the fight on the rooftop.
7.3%

All Your Base are Belong to Us

Liberate all base locations.
7.1%

Roasted Greens

Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
7.1%

Project Gutenberg

Create paper for the first time.
6.4%

Three Weeks

Die of hunger.
6.4%

Sustainable Farming

Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
6.3%

Death by a Thousand Cuts

Fully upgrade Peckers.
6.3%

Not in Kansas Anymore

Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
6.2%

Dressed To Kill

Apply a costume to your pigeon.
6.0%

In Charge of Charge

Charge the battery.
5.8%

Perfect Aim

Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
5.6%

TRIANGULATE!

Place antennas in three different bases.
5.3%

Instrument of Vengeance

Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
5.1%

You're A-Maze-ing

Solve the EvilWay maze.
5.1%

From Bones to Dust

Complete the main story.
5.1%

Trickle-down Economics

Complete all Richman's side quests.
5.0%

Hotel du Parc

Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
4.9%

Terminal Velocity

Fall from too high.
4.7%

Big Tobacco

Produce a pack of cigarettes.
4.7%

Summa Bum Laude

Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
4.1%

Bumelon Musk

Earn 500$.
4.1%

She Might Have a Problem

Complete all Trixie's side quests.
4.0%

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Urinate on a puking person.
3.8%

Naked Knight

Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
3.8%

High Hygiene

Take a shower.
3.7%

Level 30 Boss

Attain level 30.
3.4%

Soylent Green

Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
3.4%

Liquid Lightning

Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
3.2%

In High Feather

Find 25 feathers.
3.2%

Three Days

Die of dehydration.
2.9%

Vehicular Manslaughter

Get into a fatal traffic accident.
2.9%

BFF

Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.
2.9%

Royale Treatment

Discover the Clown Royale recipe.
2.7%

Bum Corleone

Earn 50 respect.
2.4%

How Dare You!

Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
2.4%

Street Food Gourmet

Cook the Bum's Special.
2.2%

Chilled Pee Soup

Urinate on your own fridge.
2.0%

Grand Design

Collect all blueprints.
1.8%

Zap!

One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
1.8%

Doversace

Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
1.6%

In Full Feather

Find all feathers.