Global Gameplay Stats

Hired 2 Die

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 26
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60.5%

Proactivity is key

Complete 100% of the objectives in "Learning the Basics".
57.3%

Hired 2 Die

Complete the "Learning the Basics" contract.
44.8%

Burn in Hell!

Use the UV Light on the distortion "Egoshade" until it retreats to hide within any contract from "A Simple Job" on any difficulty.
15.1%

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Finish a contract with more than $1000 in profits.
14.7%

Nothing beyond our expectations

Complete any contract with with an A or above ranking.
14.6%

Well… That was unexpected

Be incapacitated by the Distortion "Sectional Beauty" during the "Learning the Basics" contract.
13.6%

Give Them What They Crave

Reach 100% influence in any contract of "The House Always Wins" and survive until the end of your shift.
10.9%

My Work Requires a LOT of energy

Begin any contract with a total energy level exceeding 140%.
10.5%

That wasn’t Simple at All!

Complete the "Hunt" contract of "A Simple Job".
8.6%

SCREW YOU!

Trigger the Distortion IDferno's "Frustration" state each day until the completion of a contract in "A Simple Job" on any difficulty.
6.2%

Camera Obscura

Photograph 25 anomalies.
5.5%

The Melodies of Work

Discover a hidden K7 tape.
4.7%

Silent Worker

Ensure the Distortion "Magic Eye" never hears your voice throughout the "Hotel," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts until the respective contract is completed.
4.4%

Occupational Medicine

Revive other players a total of 15 times.
3.3%

DOWN!

Prevent any puppets from getting up by using the UV light during the "Fixing and Burning" contract in "The House Always Wins."
2.8%

The monster is NOT coming out of it’s cage

Prevent the crank from turning completely during the "Aethernus Casino," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts in "The House Always Wins."
2.8%

Show Off

2.3%

The fruit of thy labour

Furnish your apartment by filling every available slot with furniture and paintings purchased from the lobby store.
2.2%

The House ALWAYS wins

Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins."
2.2%

Is That Legal?

Use 10 "Influence Pills" during any contract in "The House Always Wins."
1.6%

I’m Tired, Boss

Complete any contract after day 10.
1.1%

Office Party Photos

Photograph all Distortions in both "A Simple Job" and "The House Always Wins"
0.6%

It’s old, but it’s mine

Purchase all items from the "Old" category for your apartment.
0.1%

That Was It?

0%

The Show of a Lifetime

Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins" with an S+ ranking.
0%

Well, that WAS simple after all

Complete all contracts in "A Simple Job" with an S+ ranking.