1. "The ally that instalocked a Damage or Flank will most likely be inefficient with that Champion."

2. "One's effectiveness is inverse to how quickly Deft Hands is bought."

3. "The Team's chances of killing a certain Champion is inverse to the number of Champions The Team has that counter them."

4. Those who get Chronos as Viktor are blind to the faith of Morale Boost and it's heavenly Barrage spam.

5. The support is always to blame for when you lose a capture or lose the game.

6. If the Flank is not on the point, they suck

7. If an ally is asking for someone to play tank or healer they themselves are playing damage or flank

8. The biggest social miff in Paladins is to be the last pick and not fill in a needed role.

9. Flank with a Frontline, what could go wrong?

10. When someone pick Pip or Kinessa you instantly lose. :)

11. If you have a Support on your team, spam VHS. They will surely attend to your pleads of agony.

12. Nerf Viktor

13. If you are killed by any champion they are overpowered and should be nerfed immediately.

14. You will be called hacker if you carry as support.

15. If you're a frontline who goes into 5v1 situations without waiting for your support to respawn spam VHS, then blame support for not healing you.

16. If you not hit you are lagging.

17. If you can't kill the Maeve who keeps killing you, they are obviously hacking

18. What is team composition? Not my problem, that's what.

19. As a Torvald plays, he will most likely shield the full HP Makoa on his right, despite his dying healer's cries.

20. No One escapes the law

21. Torvald is op, what's wrecker? Deft hand increases attack speed, so it's needed when you play grover, shalin and maeve. Bulldozer looks cool so it's nice to buy it whenever

22. You can't carry as Front line, your team still manage to lose :'(

23. Nobody ever chooses Pip as a healer.

24. Front line cries when Ying uses right click/shatter.

25. Damba buys deft hand , say bye bye to getting healed

26. Your flank sucks if they cannot kill Kenessa within 3 seconds of their respawn.

27. When you play badly, just say I am lagging and you are forgiven.

28. Spam voice in the victory screen.

29. If you get POTG you are physically superior.

30. If you decide to play tank because someone else picked support, the support is almost guaranteed to change into a damage dealer a second before the round starts.

31. Run away from your Fernandos Ult.

32. You shall spam VEW upon death.

33. Buy wrecker when enemy don't have tank.

34 Buy bulldozer when the enemy team is missing at least two of the three
Inara
Barik
Ying

35. spamming "NOOB TEAM (or specified his role)" encourages your team mates to perform far better, especially on support and flank players.

36. When grohk puts his totem down,you have to run away from it.

37. Save ult for a perfect moment......Never use it in the whole match

38. If you ever pick a flank it must by skye and only skye. And if they have a Kinessa never damage the Kinessa.

39. Maeve sucks and cannot be good, also if she gets a positive kda she's obviously cheating or you're lagging, because all Maeve mains are no skill noobs

40. Buy Deft Hand when opponent have 2 Tanks and blame it on "Autobuy"

41. Blaming your dual tank for not selecting a flank against kinessa in casual.

42. Drogoz is a ground lizard, his jetpack is only an accessory to look cool.

43. No one escapes the Law! Seriously.

44. Every time somebody says "our healer sux" it's always a flank or a damage. ALWAYS.

45. KDA doesn't matter, shielding doesn't, healing doesn't it's just about your damage number.

46. The Tanks shall overextend, never retreat & always blame the healer for their death.

47. All flanker shall demand heals all the time even though their position is too far from healer's current position.

48. No one escape The Law (3)

49. Every new competitive lobby chat must lose its virginity to the following message: "pref damage"

50. If you have any kind of competitive border, you are instantly better than everyone else and they must bow to their new God.

51. if you are playing the mode where you can't respawn (forgot the name) then you must go as syke

52. Always get aggression.

52.10 Unless you are Sha Lin, Grover or Maeve if so take deft hands.

53. don't touch my gold.

54. Saying your flank sucks will totally encourage him to flank the enemy’s support.

55. Wear glasses against a Sha Lin in case your sight fails you.

56. Maeve is for stealing kills not soloing front lines.

57. It doesn't matter if you're Torvald, we lose because it's your fault for not whacking enemies good.

58. Fernando's ult must always be used when you and your team are at full health and there's only one enemy left on the payload.

59. Nerfing Cassie was the most stupid idea ever.

60. The team who picks Mal’Damba on Competitive loses

61. The player who is first to pick on Competitive and picks Skye is owned by Lex.

62. If you are Grover, use your Ultimate when everyone is at full health and get close to the enemies to deal minimum damage.

63. If you are Pip, heal only yourself.

64. If you are Lex, remember to tell your team that you are God and run frontal against 3 opponents.

65. Competitive frames have to do only with how good you are and not how lucky you were with the team on the first 5 games.

66. If you are owned by someone, it's because he is a hacker

67. If you get called "noob", just spam [VVY] [VVA] then laugh at the lobby after the end of the match because you have most kills than him and you're top play.

68. It is never the tank's job to be and stay on the point or with the cart.

69. DON’T YOU EVEN DARE THINK ABOUT IT!

70. The enemy team full on caut? Your support obviously just isn't healing you enough. You should spam that you need healing and complain that they're not doing their job.

71. Those who give doubt in master riding, receive doubt from their team.

72. The Laws of Paladins are more like the commandments for Paladins.

73. When a 12 year old says he's a pro gamer, he's obviously telling the truth and if he accuses you of hacking you are since you can't possible be better than him at the game.

74. When your frontline yells at you for support he is probably overextending.

75. Flankers and damage champs are better than everyone else.

76. If you are playing badly, quickly insult another team member for the rest of the match and leave when the score screen appears.

77. If you're not a tank the cap point is forbidden and you must never, ever touch it no matter what. This also applies to the cart once you are in overtime.

78. If you insult your teammate, you won't end up muted. It's based on the fact that the mute button get offended at your insult and will not want to be touched by such dirty hand.

79. When you win, it is Paladin Law that you MUST VEW (Woohoo!) and Spam the ever lasting ♥♥♥♥ out of it. And the team must do the same.

80. If a teammate uses the VVGG(Good game) command after a defeat you must, as quickly as possible, use VVN.

81. Pick damager, blaming your support for not healing you while you are far away from your support, saying gg healer noob healer etc, ended up your support heal for 150k meanwhile you only deal around 40k damage for 3/4 rounds

82. Go support when you have 3 flanks, then complain that you can't heal them.

83. Go a Diamond champion just for someone to pull out a Master champion.

84. "The best place to hide something is in your beard" - Barik

85. Raise your hand if you mustache about the lack of a stache.

86. If a person instalock Kinessa, the chances of him feeding the enemy team then getting salty about it and also being a 12yr old boy who thinks Paladins and CoD are the same thing, is about 96,7%.

87. if it's overtime or the enemy team is doing their final push and there's no one on the objective because your team is respawning, N E V E R contest it, your K/D is way important.

88. Behold the Spanish Inquisition and not the Dragon's Fury.

89. 3 flankers while playing Kinessa? Lure them into your team and use Suppression to make their escape harder and to deny flank routes.

90. Viktor is the most uninspired and noobiest character in the entire game. He needs to be killed off.

91. Need Healing.

92. PvE is not regular bot matches, only specific comps have a relatively easy success.

93. If flank sucks then your team is dead.

94. Fruntliners are losers.

95. No one heals you.

96. If you don't use the entire map, you aren't flanking correctly.

97. If there is a Torvald on a map with water, a Viktor or Skye on any map then they are going to get top play by just pressing E. No matter if you get a triple kill with extreme skill, they will still steal top play.

98. Skye is OP becuz invis and she is just OP ez champ to play nerf Hi-REZ.

99. If you lose the first round then that's it, you lost the entire game, go afk and wait for the match to end.

And lastly, my own submission for the final Law.

100. If any of the previous 99 Laws occur, don’t worry. That is one of many games you will play throughout this game. If you lose, that is fine. If someone is salty, that’s fine. There are a lot of terrible people out there, but there are also a lot of kind, helpful people. Be optimistic about the future.