Left 4 Dead 2
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ADVANCED guide on how to be a VERY bad player and a griefer on L4D2
От Charger
Are you sick of people ruining your game ? Are you sick of trying so hard to win campaigns, yet you fail because your team is bad ? Are you not having enough fun ?
Well you found the light in the dark ! I will show you how to have fun in L4D2, by being a bad player, and a douchebag (griefer).
Note : This guide is just a joke. I am not a griefer / team killer / troller. This is also the first time i make a guide.
   
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Be a teamkiller / Type of teamkillers
-The agressive
To be an agressive teamkiller, you need to take a weapon and shoot every single teammate. If you want to have sucess, the most useful weapon for team killing is the auto-shotgun. If you have tier 1 weapons, try to go attack when a panic event has started, or when there is much chaos around your team.




-The ninja teamkiller
To be a ninja teamkiller, you just have to pretend that your shots are a mistake. There's a panic event and a teammate of yours is low hp? Shoot him and say it was an accident. OOPS ! Also when a boomer vomits on you, shooting your teamamtes is a great thing to do, because you have the excuse that you was blind.


- Just beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them
As you can see in this photo, you can just go and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of your teammates. Credit to Francis for the demonstration.
Be a griefer / Type of griefers
The
Griefer means you're just being an a**hole.

How to grief :
Consumer
- Take and use all the medkits. Your teammate is white and gray and you have some pills, yet you are 80 hp? Use the pills in front of him. Just got to the saferoom? Use ALL the medkits. You're the only one that matters.

Lagger
*CAREFUL ! YOU CAN ONLY USE THE LAGGER ONLY WHEN CHAOS IS AROUND YOU LIKE A HORDE OR A PANIC EVENT.

So the lagger is something like this : a teammate of yours is getting killed by a hunter. No worries, you don't need to take the effort to right click ! Just type LAGGGGGG in the chat as an excuse and watch your teammate die ! Sometimes if they don't believe you , just say you're sorry.

-Don't let your teammates into the saferoom.
A horde is coming ? Or maybe a tank? Run to the saferoom without your teammates ! If they get to the saferoom door, just spam the E button on the door and don't let them enter. Don't try to kill them. The tank will do the job.

-Stand still.. Or i'm gonna mess this up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sacrifice yourself ! Do it like Bill did ! But without honor or for the sake of your teammates. Grab a health kit. Heal your teammate but STOP right when the healing bar is about to be complete, then heal them again real fast. This can be used when a tank is coming, in finales when the rescue comes, a horde is coming and the saferoom is 3 meters away, etc.




Be a troll
*insert dead meme image*
Now being a troll is not hard - it's all about not playing serious. Kill yourself everytime you have the chance, speedrun without caring , camp in base for no reason etc.


Or, you can just be rude ! In this image, credit to Francis again, he is refusing to share the gas
can with the charger.
How to be

Now to be bad , you have to waste everything. Not like the consumer, where you waste all the health kits, but let's say you're on No Mercy rooftop. There's a pack of pipe bombs. Some beginners do throw all pipe bombs at once for no reason. You can do just that with the excuse that you are a beginner !
Consequences
If you are a teamkiller.. griefer..or a bad player , these are the consequences :

Have someone to scream and flame at you


Get kicked

Get a -rep on your profile
Info
I don't TK or grief, I dont try to be bad on purpose either.
PLEASE RATE this guide i would be so proud to see atleast one star. And also , I worked very hard on it. This is my first time making a guide.
Thanks to :
- Francis : Gave me a hand with the screenshots
Update : Thanks for everyone that supported this. If you downrated because you're a ♥♥♥♥♥ and actually think that this guide impacts the game, ♥♥♥ you ! We got 85 ratings.
21 коментара
silenttearz 28 юни 2022 в 18:09 
thank you
AstreaGD 28 май 2020 в 18:15 
Pathetic and retard person
_MaZ_TeR_ 17 ян. 2017 в 11:58 
I'll have two number nines, a number six, a number six with extra dip, two fourty-fives. one with cheese and a large soda.
Charger  [автор] 16 ян. 2017 в 14:26 
Yes it is. it hurts your feelings. It makes you feel bad. And if you don't remove it people will think that you're a tker
Charger  [автор] 16 ян. 2017 в 5:48 
They may or may not do nothing, but I still had to note the consequences that can happen.
13 ян. 2017 в 22:17 
nice
Ewgene 11 ян. 2017 в 9:00 
@[BB]SweetReleaseOfDeath: more fuel to block, still. It'll pay off in the future.
Charger  [автор] 10 ян. 2017 в 15:23 
Aw cmon man im sure its a coincidence
[BB]SweetReleaseOfDeath 10 ян. 2017 в 15:22 
Since this guide showed up, I have seen more and more TK and griefers. Thanks...
Charger  [автор] 10 ян. 2017 в 14:59 
3 STARS !