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Types of Kiddies
By Elk King
A guide about the different types of little kiddos who play this game.
   
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Salty Kids.
This type of kid is the sort of person who goes on non-pub servers, ones with rules. For example, no sentrycamping rules. Kids like this will break these rules constantly, getting pissy when their plans are ruined or when they get their punishment. Another example is the toxic kids, who shout at their teammates with an attitude that came out of nowhere, or they couldn't take a joke or critisism.









Good Kids.
Every now and then, there's gunna be a time where you will encounter a player that seems half-decent, and then you have a "holy what the ♥♥♥♥" kinda moment when you hear their voice over the mic. And then you have a "holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" kinda moment when you hear that they're not shouting, and they're requesting for the team to do things respectfully and playing the game normally. These are the kids who know what they're doing. There's also a simmilar sort of kid that is just starting the game, but still knows mostly what they're doing, and will politely ask if they are confused by something. In the case of these types of kids, it's a good idea to respect them. Just because they're young doesn't mean they can't carry a team.




Baddies.
This is simmilar to the toxic and salty kind of kid, except for the fact that they're not just breaking rules, but they're bad at doing it. Or, in pubs, they are not doing something right or well and either call "HACKER" like in the meme(s), or they cuss before they check to see if their parents heard them. It's fun to mess with these kids. But if you're a bystander and you're witnessing it happen and they start crying, it's probably a good time to intervene and stop the men having fun and attempt to make the kid respectfully leave. These kids tend to have terrible grammar.




The Good, The Bad, And The Squeaky
This is the section deticated to the SQUEAKERS. The god-tier kid of any game meme. These kids are a mixture of salt, pepper, racial slurs, cussing, terrible grammar, insecurity, and don't forget terrible mics that sound like they are using a flip phone going through a tunnel at 100 MPH. 100 feet underground. They call names, break rules, they're ♥♥♥♥, and there's no end to making fun of these kids.




12 Comments
Jackyy:3 3 Jun, 2021 @ 12:06pm 
welp, i am the good kid i guess lol
IxonicFang 30 Jul, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
why is this so damn accurate
Henz 27 Jul, 2019 @ 5:11pm 
OwO
Elk King  [author] 27 Jul, 2019 @ 2:32pm 
REEEEEEEEEEE
Freesia, Ascended 27 Jul, 2019 @ 6:10am 
And then there's the guy who made this guide, combining all of the above.
Henz 25 May, 2018 @ 11:37pm 
;)
Chimpus 12 Aug, 2017 @ 7:03am 
I'm none of these.
While, I have no microphone, I am still in the child section of the game. However, I know what i'm doing when I play the game, and never call anybody a hacker unless I have proof (but only in community servers when spectating is available.) Plus, I do indeed have good grammar, as you can see while reading this sentence.
The Janitor 12 Jun, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
Hey duncan. In the Bad Kiddies, you mis-spelled breaking. Gotcha fam
bez 12 Jun, 2016 @ 5:30am 
I am definitely not like the majority of those, I know what I am doing I have a mic on a $180 headset, I know what I am doing and if I do get salty, I make sure not to talk, so I guess I am fine and good.
bigboy944 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:22am 
your text is all good grammar