Remember, no matter where you matchmaked, remember to speak a language nobody else does. I recommend RUSSIAN. Yell at your teamates no matter what they do, and expect everyone else to do everything for you, and because they have no feelings or soul, remember to forget the fact that they are human, because you are not the only person that matters. Remember to call everyone an idiot without giving them any explanation what they did wrong, and spam REPORT. NO TEAM NEEDS SUPPORT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER CARRY. Remember to hit the creep at any time BUT the last hit, since that would make you a gold stealer and reported. Whenever you see a teammate die, remember to mass ping them. If you want to communicate with your team, only use voicechat if you live next to an airport, using the WORST microphone soup can possible, while speaking as loudly as possible, so THAT EVEN THE ENEMY TEAM CAN HEAR YOU. If you can, put some loud as ♥♥♥♥ music as well, and make sure that your entire family can be heard in the background. If they are ignoring you, try to put the microphone even closer to your mouth, UNTIL YOU SWALLOW IT. After any game, remember to destroy the enemy team's self-esteem by saying GG EZ.