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Choices and Achievements -- Spoiler Alert

By joan4003

This guide is not meant as a walkthrough. This guide simply lists the CHOICE QUESTIONS and the outcome in BOLD PRINT, if there is one. Many choices have no impact on the story, however, the player must still choose the correct path to win the lady's heart.

Basic gameplay:
To win Lia's heart - STRENGTH must be 5
To win Ellie's heart - INTELLIGENCE or CHARISMA must be 5
To win Vera's heart - DO NOT SAY OR DO ANYTHING STUPID

Only one woman can be romanced per playthrough.

I have separated the Lia and Ellie "storylines" at the critical point. Vera's storyline begins after college and after not winning either Lia or Ellie's heart. (This storyline beginning is noted as PROFESSIONAL.) I have made small notes concerning some choice questions.

Any path leading to becoming a Level 30 wizard will be noted as WIZARD.

I leave it to the player to actually read the storylines and make their choices or spam through them.

How to earn the achievements is the final section.

Award

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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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12 Nov, 2020 @ 2:28pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Starting college - Questions (Q) 1-13 Meet the ladies. Critical question 14. Chose your lady.

Ellie Questions 15-20

Lia Questions 15-18

Vera Questions 1-3

Achievements

Remarks

Comments

Starting college - Questions (Q) 1-13 Meet the ladies. Critical question 14. Chose your lady.

Q1
Go to the bathroom * STRENGTH +1
Use computer * WIZARD
Go to living room * CHARISMA +1

Q2
Oatmeal with lots of blueberries * INTELLIGENCE +1
Eggs, bacon and ham * STRENGTH +1

Q3 (Meeting Ellie)
Yes - (This is a lie, and you get caught lying)
No - (Being honest)

Q4 (Meeting Lia)
Lean in a bit closer * WIZARD
Ask her what her major is

Q5
Check the syllabus
Sit closer to the front next time to get a better look * WIZARD

Q6
Go home and study * INTELLIGENCE +2
Go to the gym * STRENGTH +2
Go look for a club on campus to join * CHARISMA +2

Q7
Avocado Toast * INTELLIGENCE +1
Sausage and Waffles * STRENGTH +1

Q8
Fine I'll do it
No way. It's embarrassing.

Q9 (Only if you lied to Ellie)
Apologize
Tell her off * WIZARD

Q10 (Q9 is skipped if you did not lie to Ellie)
So what are you doing here?
What's your major?

Q11
Go home and study * INTELLIGENCE +2
Go to gym * STRENGTH +2
Go talk to him * CHARISMA +2

Q11a (only if 'You go talk to him')
Yes * CHARISMA +1
No * INTELLIGENCE +1

Q12 (Date with Lia)
I'd like to be your friend too
Don't be sorry

Q13
Yes
No

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Critical question 14 (This is where the player choses either Lia or Ellie)

Q14
It's none of your business. Better go pick up Ellie before she gets upset.
Save Lia.

Ellie Questions 15-20

To woe Ellie - chose the below answer in Question 14.
(If the player messes up the second date they deserve to be a wizard.)

Q14
It's none of your business. Better go pick up Ellie before she gets mad.

Q15 (Date with Ellie)
That was a long time ago! He has probably forgotten all about it.
That doesn't mean you need to spend all your time studying.

Q16
Sure
I don't want to * PROFESSIONAL

Q17
Strike up intelligent conversation (Need to have 5 in INTELLIGENCE)
Try to be funny (Need to have 5 in CHARISMA)

Q18 (Weekend date with Ellie - assuming the first date finished successfully)
What is your major?
Do you have any siblings?
Any plans for the weekend?

Q19
Play tennis *WIZARD (Thank you MetalSmark)
Go to the beach

(Only if Q18 and Q19 were answered correctly)
Q20
Okay * WIN ELLIE'S HEART
No thank you * PROFESSIONAL

Lia Questions 15-18

To win Lia's heart chose the below answer in Question 14

Q14
Save Lia

Q15
Don't you remember what I've said before? I'll always be there for you.
Of course you will. I believe in you.

Q16
I didn't do anything.
@#$% off, @#$%head

Q17 - Must have 5 in STRENGHT to win Fight

To get WIZARD in RUN FOR IT - Need STRENGTH above 5
To get WIZARD in FIGHT- Need STRENGTH less 5

Q18
Sure * WIN LIA'S HEART
It's getting late. I'd better go. * PROFESSIONAL

Vera Questions 1-3

Not winning the heart of a college lady, the player has moved on into the professional work force.

Q1 (Meeting Vera)
Introduce yourself
Compliment her body * WIZARD

Q2
Know any good places to eat around here?
Would you like to join me?

Q3
Take a look around (This is the only question in the entire game where you do not become a wizard or get the lady).
Sit tight and wait for her. * WIN VERA'S "HEART"

Achievements

Chad - Charm a girl with ease.
Win the heart of any lady

King Chad T.C. - All girls you meet fall for you!
Win the heart of all 3 ladies. This will require 3 separate playthroughs or at least one playthrough with a saved game.

Lvl30 Wizard - No girls, but at least you have magic!
Become a Level 30 Wizard (This achievement can be earned on the first question)

Archmage - Rejected by girls so much that your magical power is limitless!
Become a wizard at every opportunity throughout the entire game for all 3 storylines. (In other words chose every incorrect response possible.)

Remarks

If I missed anything, please let me know in the comment section below. Thank you

9 Comments

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joan4003 [author] 12 Nov, 2020 @ 2:30pm

@KENJI86 Clarified as suggested. Thank you

KENJI86 3 Nov, 2020 @ 7:30am

on Lia's path Q17,

Q17 - Must have 5 in STRENGHT to win Fight

To get WIZARD in RUN FOR IT - Need STRENGTH above 5
To get WIZARD in FIGHT- Need STRENGTH less 5

Your guide is great, but it is bit confusing in that part. At least for non English speaking people as my self. Doing above correction will make it much easier to understand. It is just a suggestion. But its your guide. Good work and thank you!

Helevorn 9 Aug, 2017 @ 11:07am

thanks

joan4003 [author] 13 Jul, 2016 @ 9:17am

Please look at the discussions page for technical advice. I am not tech saavy.

Lobotomite 13 Jul, 2016 @ 8:51am

i cant get the game to start...
help?

joan4003 [author] 30 Jun, 2016 @ 5:57pm

@MetalSmark - thanks for the information. I will add these endings.

Smarky Smark 25 Jun, 2016 @ 4:46pm

There's 8 WIZARD endings. This guide only lists 6 of them.

For the other 7th, you need to pick "Play Tennis" on your date with Ellie.

For the 8th, you need to pick "RUN FOR IT" on your date with Lia. Prior to this, I only focused on strength and then I chose to run, but I don't know if this is a requirement.

joan4003 [author] 28 Apr, 2016 @ 7:20pm

@Dust Thank you. I will correct.

Dust 28 Apr, 2016 @ 7:11pm

A slight correction regarding wizard endings on Lia's route, because why not?

At around Q17, the option "RUN FOR IT" actually continues the route to Q18, much like choosing the "Fight" option when you have >5 strength. After a bit of time figuring out what went wrong while following this guide, I found that it's choosing the option "Fight" when you have <5 strength that nets you the wizard ending in that particular scene.

Other than that, this guide is quite helpful, so kudos to you for writing it!

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