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How to Bernie Sanders in Half-Life: Source
By Significant Clog
This guide will show you how to Bernie Sanders within Half-Life: Source. It's okay if you don't get it the first time, Berning the Sanders can be difficult for many new players.

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What is the Bernie Sanders?
Bernie Sanders is a life style that can be incorporated into playing any kind of video game but it seems to work best on the Half-Life series. If you can't Bernie Sanders in-game you may have difficulty defeating bosses like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Bernie Sanders is also a religion. One must pray to Bernie every night about what they had done that day. If Bernie Sanders is pleased with your actions he will break into your home and leave fish on the dining table.
When to Bernie Sanders?
There is no exact time to Bernie Sanders but it can happen at any time, both in real life and virtual reality. Some times you may not realize you're doing the Bernie Sanders. If you need any kind of support you can always call upon the great Bernie Sanders to help you. I.E This thing below was in my way so I called upon Bernie and he fixed it.
How to Bernie Sanders?
To Bernie Sanders you must believe that you can Bernie the Sanders. You must not Bernie only one Sander, you must Bernie many Sanders.

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-This is a dead meme.
-Back hop through a certain door on a certain map.
-idk what to put in this one tbh
-This is a dead meme.
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-This is a dead meme.
hey fellow steamers!
i wanted to a know a man like this

a fighter, a fiend of the night who walks casually when approaching his prey
a scamer, a gambler, formerly a dog handler

he was beautiful

but i couldnt find the gumption

what a man, man of mans
walking back and forth
burning holes in his front porch

take me close ol fiend of the night
ravage me and make me clean
Yiddish Translation
מיכאל גייט צו דער זיצונג פּלאַץ, עפֿנט די טיר

MICHAEL: היי, אַה, קען איך העלפֿן איר דאָ?

הער. ברוין: אָה, איך בין אַלע באַשטימט, דאַנקען.

MICHAEL: Gotcha. גוט. איך'ד גיין מיט די ראָוז. דאס איז א גוטע געדאנק.

שנייַדן צו מיכאל, גערעדט צו דער אַפּאַראַט

MICHAEL: הייַנט איז דייווערסיטי טאָג און עמעצער וועט קומען אין און רעדן צו אונדז וועגן דייווערסיטי. עס איז עפּעס וואָס איך האָבן פּושט, און איך וואָלט וועלן צו שטופּן פֿאַר אַ לאַנג צייַט און פֿירמע מאַנדייטיד עס. און איך קיינמאָל אַקשלי גערעדט צו פֿירמע וועגן אים. זיי שלאָגן מיר צו די זעץ, די באַסטאַרדס. אָבער איך איז געגאנגען צו. און איך טראַכטן עס איז זייער וויכטיק אַז מיר האָבן דאָס. איך בין זייער, זייער יקסייטאַד.

שנייַדן צו Jim and Dwight

דזשים: (אויף די טעלעפאָן) דאָס איז די זאַך. עס איז זייער קרעפטיק פּאַפּיר און אויף די צוריק, עס זאגט, "100% פּאָסטן-קאַנסומער אינהאַלט." וואס? העלא? U-huh. וואַרטן. וואס? אנטשולדיגט, הער דעקער. איך טראַכטן איך בין לוזינג איר. [שעדער ווייל, ווייַל פון דווייט] העלא? העלא? יאָ. האַלטן אויף איין סעקונדע. איך וויס נישט. האַלטן אויף איין סעקונדע.

JIM: צי איר טאַקע האָבן צו טאָן דאָס רעכט איצט?

DIGHT: יא איך טאָן. איך זאָל האָבן געטאן עס וואָכן צוריק אַקשלי.

JIM: הער דעקער, איך בין נעבעכדיק וועגן דעם. וואָס געווען איר ... קענען איר האַלטן איין סעקונדע? יאָ, נאָר איין סעקונדע. דאַנקען. [פּאָווערס אַוועק שעדער, שטילקייַט] העלא? דאס איז עס. שליימעסדיק. אַזוי וואָס איך האט געזאגט ... [דווייט טורנס אַוועק די טעלעפאָן, דיילינג טאָן] העלא? דאַנקען, דווייט.

DIGHT: ריטאַלייישאַן. טיט פֿאַר טיט.

JIM: דאָס איז נישט דער אויסדרוק.

DIGHT: נו, עס זאָל זיין. (האלט אָפּדאַך)

שנייַדן צו דזשים, גערעדט צו דער אַפּאַראַט

JIM: דאָס איז מיין ביגאַסט פאַרקויף פון די יאָר. זיי ליבע מיר דאָרט פֿאַר עטלעכע סיבה. איך בין נישט טאַקע זיכער וואָס, אָבער איך רופן איין יאָר יעדער יאָר, נאָר צו באַנייַען זייער חשבון, און אַז איין רוף ענדס צו זיין 25% פון מיין קאָמיסיע פֿאַר די גאנצע יאָר, אַזוי איך קויפן אַ מיני פלאַש שאַמפּאַניער, פייַערן אביסל. און דאָס יאָר איך שטופּן ריסייקאַלד פּאַפּיר אויף זיי פֿאַר איין פּראָצענט מער. איך ווייס. איך בין געטינג קאַקי. רעכט?

שנייַדן צו Pam ס שרייַבטיש, זי פּלייינג אַ קאָמפּיוטער שפּיל

JIM: סאָליטאַירע?

PAM: יאָ, פרעעסעלל.

דזשים: זעקס אויף זיבן.

PAM: איך וויסן. איך האָב דאָס געזען.

JIM: אויב אזוי, פארוואס האסטו עס נישט געטאן?

PAM: איך שפּאָרן פֿאַר דעם ווייַל איך ווי עס ווען די קאַרדס זענען T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.

JIM: וואָס טוט ניט ליבע
wg shopping list
wonder bread
kraft singles (chedduh)
broccoli
salmon
whole milk
rice (1)
iceburg lettuce
DO NOT FORGET BUTTER.
frozen fries
nature valley granola bars
napkins
frozen fires
The Chronic by Dr. Dre (on vinyl)
green beans
general beans
rocky road for the b!tch

get the smoked boarshead turkey, if you havent noticed, they tend to be bigger than the turkey offerings. so, youre getting a better deal babe, ill toss you a few dollars for your self over zell

ill take this off the guide once you can afford your phone bill, much love honey


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really swag n lit photo of a politician (god bless boeing and lockheed martin)

he look really SWAG right herre ngl
This is a message to you, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
everybody else just skip this part

this is a message to a friend THAT SHOULD BE VERY ASHAMED

you know who you are, you remember the good times we had on darkrp
and you know what you did was wrong
i invited you over and PAID FOR HALF OF YOUR AIR FARE
and I INVITEDF YOU INTO MY HOME
and you go ahead and spend a week wWITH MY FAMILY
all just to leave a massive diahhreea INSIDE the top SECTION in BOTH OF MY

AMERICAN

STANDARD

TOILETs

the SMELL we were subjected too for months on end WERE NOT the form of suffering
you inflicted major financial damage upon my family and i will be seeking avenues for
reparations for your HORRORS

WE TORER ALL THE WALLS OUT
WE THOUGHT A MOUSE DIED OR SOEMTHING
16K (american U.S dollars) IN DAMAGESSS

you will be hearing from my mom, and i know youre afraid of her
CAUSE YOU THINK SHES HOT
now she will never like you now

THIS IS NOT OVER. BLOCKING ME ISNT ENOUGH
slam poet (i miss them so much: the 2023 incident)
in these times ive experienced great loss
a face i once knew withered away
what happened was truly no ones fault
a person i held dear never to be seen again

butter is cheap, i search for it in town
i make the family recipes, in nostalgia
the grease, the yellow grease, it holds me close
yet feeling of loss surrounds me , drowns me
but still, my fridge holds my antidote

ive aged, much like the dairy
but i've savored my youth like a fine cream
i have little now, a skim of what was
when God? when will I be whole again

my hands tremble as i fill the tub
let me bask, as i try to remember
the laughs of my sweet family
i feel it, the growth of my nub

cherish those around you,
enjoy them full,
because if the butter truck doesn't stop,
you'll truly be out of luck


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"How to Bernie Sanders in Half-Life: Source 2: Extreme Distress" release date announced!
Dear Steam users,

Due to the overwhelming support and love from the "How to Bernie Sanders in Half-Life: Source" community, my guide development team began working on the sequel. We're quite excited to announce the release date, as we've poured our blood, sweat, tears, sputum and watery yellow stool into this project. We actually sent our fluids to Valve headquarters to have them turn it's contents into raw html code. The new guide is still a huge mess right now, it turns out using bodily fluids as web code is completely "irrational." Whatever that means. I think they're giving my team the run-around, if you know what I mean.

My fellow Sanderers, get pumped, get hard, erect a tent, as the next installment of the "How to Bernie Sanders in Half-Life: Source 2: Extreme Distress" will be released and bundled with Half-Life 3. Aren't you stoked?

Expected Release: Novembuary 34th, 2027.
Estimated Price: -3.4 zł

Keep in mind, the guide requires 3 expansion DLC to allow the guide to open.

The required DLC are listed below:
  • Sanders: Marx's Bloody Hammer and the Golden Sickle
  • Sanders: Vaseline and Booze
  • Sanders: The Starving Children of American Civil Unrest
The DLC will not be reasonably priced, I'm trying to buy a lime green Huracan.

"Thank you all for the love and support, we cannot wait to process your credit cards!" -OP
126 Comments
Boingo 4 Jan @ 12:22am 
When jeb the busshy guide?
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you know what he didnt think about
Commander Tartar 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04am 
meds
gyrotim 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:29am 
I finally Sandered but still failed gaem :sad:
The Real Ellis From L4D2 26 Jul, 2024 @ 9:54pm 
This isn't helpful - downvoted
TheSuitDeveloper 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:47am 
Oh my lord it works perfectly! God thank you sir!! :bms_headcrab:
Significant Clog  [author] 14 Jul, 2024 @ 5:23pm 
i hate all of you equally
The Gleby Globster 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
the ~ section seems to be a caesar cipher with a shift of 1 (a-b)
it translates to: "MW GOALS ARE BEWOND WODERSANDING"
the misspelling could be a result of OP screwing up while encrypting it. the fixed version would be: "NZ HPBMT BSF CFXPOE VOEFSTUBOEJOH" instead of "NX HPBMT BSF CFXPOE XPEFSTBOEJOH."
Thad4002 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:24pm 
instructions unclear, couldn't find any sanders with which to bernie
Sgt.Quint 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:34pm 
I am once again asking for your military support