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How to be innocent and do nothing wrong

By Dudes Wearin Pants

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Category: Characters, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:29pm

6 Feb, 2016 @ 1:47pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Step One

Step Two

Step Three

Step Four

Step Five

Step Six

Step Seven

Epilogue

Comments

Step One

Have everything terrible in life happen to you.

Step Two

Make it seem like nothing bad has happened to you so that everyone hates you.

Step Three

Do a really bad job at making everyone think you did nothing wrong.

Step Four

Get high and tell them about all the evil things that you totally know about but it wasn't your fault.

Step Five

Do a lot of nice things for the people who hate you because you are a good person.

Step Six

Everyone still hates you because they're mean and it makes you sad.

Step Seven

Take a boat to far away in hopes of a better life.

Epilogue

Your son will cause no trouble for you or the whole world.
You have nothing to worry about.

31 Comments

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boomercore gaming 30 Jun, 2024 @ 3:15pm

i reread this frequently

Neoyoshi 4 Aug, 2018 @ 3:04pm

Good thing his Son is an awesome guy.

Sashka-サシュカ 13 Feb, 2016 @ 7:24pm

I failed at Step 7...

Cogito Ergo Tsun 11 Feb, 2016 @ 5:16pm

YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS BOAT!

Benny The Bull In The Hood 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:44am

instructions unclear
got dick stuck in toaster

セクシュアル Energy 10 Feb, 2016 @ 2:28pm

cuck

edgeboyo 10 Feb, 2016 @ 6:42am

I won't dissapoint you father

Nichie 10 Feb, 2016 @ 6:35am

Oh NOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS SPOILED ;_;

.㊎.㊍.㊌.㊋.㊏. 9 Feb, 2016 @ 12:27pm

playing a barbie would be help

xdlan 9 Feb, 2016 @ 11:45am

Still cucked by his own son.

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