Greetings fellow human, this guide shall help you survive the invasion on halloween!
Here are a few rules that you MUST learn before we can begin:
1. ALWAYS bring jarate or if you're out just refill.
2. Pray to Lord Gaben if given the opportunity so that we can summon Gordon Freeman because he is a pro at killing aliens
3. W+M1 pyros are the most effective at getting rid of aliens
4. Never ever buy anything from Amazon because they too are aliens
5. Gibuses will always have a probe up their anuses so be wary

Alright now that we are all set then let us begin!

The essentials:
1. Jarate

2. A cow (aliens cannot resist to mutilating them)

3. A clever disguise

4. This is the most IMPORTANT tool of them all:
8==========================================================================D---(also comes in a black colour variation)

You cannot fight the aliens alone thanks to the game design and mechanics so here are some allies that can help you repel the invaders:

1. The W+M1 pyro has the most effective strategy and greatest range of ANY class (including sniper) so these guys always come in handy and according to a bunch of sci-fi movies fire>aliens.


2. The Sniper is an Essential to you're survival as they are the only ones capable of creating naturally pure and fresh jarate.


3. Medics are useful as scapegoats when you are in a sticky situation.


Foes and useless pieces of faeces:
This guys are to be killed on sight and never trusted.

1. Pyros with gibuses are definitely aliens


2. Gibuses in general are stupid idiots that can be easily manipulated by aliens and most gibuses have probably been probed in the anus or savagely mutiliated.

Now that you have learnt all the survival tips you can now venture off into the world without a fear of being abducted and getting probed in the ass.


P.S watch out for them robots though i know that they are planning something....

Joining my group also helps in you're survival:
http://steamoss.com/groups/DolphinEmpire