"The Not So Tall Tale of Little Billy

Little Billy studied Kung-fu from the age of 3. As his training went on he continued to grow and prosper, with his overall dream of being the greatest fighter ever to live. Grandmaster D.Z. Knutts was Little Billy's instructor and taught Little Billy the only move he would ever need to know to win. Little Billy studied and practiced this move until it became a natural movement for him. When Little Billy turned 15, he went on a journey to the legendary mountain. The mountain consists of 3 levels of the greatest fighters in the world. Little Billy felt confident that he could beat them all and gain the title of the Greatest Fighter. Little Billy entered stage 1 to find the master of Jiu-jitsu known as the Titanium Tentacle. The Titanium Tentacle used his giant "tenticle" to fight and tried to hit Little Billy. Little Billy quickly dodged and used the only move he knew. The blast from Little Billy's move was so devistating, the Titanium Tentacle flew off of the mountain. Little Billy continued his journey up the mountain to stage 2. Waiting at stage 2 was the notorius Spaghetti Spooner. The Spaghetti Spooner has scared the living ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone that has faced him, except for Little Billy. The Spaghetti Spooner went in with a forceful D. Trump hair flip, and knocked Little Billy down. Little Billy was stunned, but only for a second. Little Billy recovered from the blow and when all in. He used his special move to knock down the Spaghetti Spooner. Little Billy kept going. Shot after shot, he would not stop. The Spaghetti Spooner was no more. As Little Billy, defeated him and was moving up to the final and most difficult stage. Little Billy opened the gates to find Grandmaster D.Z. Knutts waiting for him. The Grandmaster was the last and final boss. Little Billy knew exactly what to do. He had been training for years and years to become the greatest fighter. Little Billy put all of his strength into a single blow, that would crown him King. He focussed all of his energy. His girthy veins popping out of his arms and legs. His body became so tense, that everything, and really mean everything was clenched. His body was aching. His head was throbbing. But, he knew he had to persist. Little Billy gave it all he got. He used the most powerful move in all of history. He did something no one else could. He did the most Supreme, Alpha, Mega, Colossal, Jumbo, Epic, Vast, Whopping, Absolute, Extreme, Excellent, Good, Great, Foremost, Amazing, Godlike Pelvic Thrust in the world. And that is the story of Little Billy, Greatest Fighter To Ever Exist."