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I don't want to show my face
I don't want to show my face

No don't record this, I don't want to show my face

HEEEENGH...??

HOHOHOOOO!

I would like big black penis

WHAT!? You're out of big black penis? Make more!

It's in development? You are creating big black penis? Good. Good.

Speaking of being in development... Half-Life, Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike 2 aren't. HAH!

Wait....



AAAUGH...

Hmm...

Guuh?

Damn... Man... Damn...

ÖÖUUGH

HIHI

johojohooo!

HEEHEEHOOO!

Wait.. God? What are you telling me?

You love me? I love you too! Thank you!

WHAT!!!?!? You will not give me big black penis? FRICK YOU!


Thank you for reading.
I hope this guide will help you to become the best Deadlock™(DEVELOPED BY Valve™ Software™) player you can possibly be. Please remember to like favourite and give me an award for this guide and I'll see you, in the next guide - MAHAAAAAAAAAH!

Please remember also to convert to Islam, your favourite celebrities are muslim:

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8 則留言
PrimenZzz 2024 年 8 月 10 日 下午 2:21 
first guide
hi_rich 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 10:18 
Wow this is such a cool guide, thanks for the tips
Wesley  [作者] 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 9:29 
Thank you all for reading through our guide. It took us many hours of studying Uffe72's streams of this game to acquire this knowledge and we are honored to be able to pass it on to all of you. :boomer:
Ellen Joe 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 9:05 
ok
bob 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 7:37 
me three
skulli 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 7:37 
me too
MEDIC-NICE 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 6:01 
:jarate:
Puffy 2024 年 8 月 10 日 上午 3:23 
This guide was not helpful. I still can't execute the dash jump properly.