I don't want to show my face

No don't record this, I don't want to show my face

HEEEENGH...??

HOHOHOOOO!

I would like big black penis

WHAT!? You're out of big black penis? Make more!

It's in development? You are creating big black penis? Good. Good.

Speaking of being in development... Half-Life, Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike 2 aren't. HAH!

Wait....



AAAUGH...

Hmm...

Guuh?

Damn... Man... Damn...

ÖÖUUGH

HIHI

johojohooo!

HEEHEEHOOO!

Wait.. God? What are you telling me?

You love me? I love you too! Thank you!

WHAT!!!?!? You will not give me big black penis? FRICK YOU!

I hope this guide will help you to become the best Deadlock™(DEVELOPED BY Valve™ Software™) player you can possibly be. Please remember to like favourite and give me an award for this guide and I'll see you, in the next guide - MAHAAAAAAAAAH!

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