Deadlock

Deadlock

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I love big black penis
By Wesley and 1 collaborators
I love big black penis. I don't want to show my face
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I don't want to show my face
I don't want to show my face

No don't record this, I don't want to show my face

HEEEENGH...??

HOHOHOOOO!

I would like big black penis

WHAT!? You're out of big black penis? Make more!

It's in development? You are creating big black penis? Good. Good.

Speaking of being in development... Half-Life, Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike 2 aren't. HAH!

Wait....



AAAUGH...

Hmm...

Guuh?

Damn... Man... Damn...

ÖÖUUGH

HIHI

johojohooo!

HEEHEEHOOO!

Wait.. God? What are you telling me?

You love me? I love you too! Thank you!

WHAT!!!?!? You will not give me big black penis? FRICK YOU!


Thank you for reading.
I hope this guide will help you to become the best Deadlock™(DEVELOPED BY Valve™ Software™) player you can possibly be. Please remember to like favourite and give me an award for this guide and I'll see you, in the next guide - MAHAAAAAAAAAH!

Please remember also to convert to Islam, your favourite celebrities are muslim:

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8 Comments
PrimenZzz 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21pm 
first guide
hi_rich 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:18am 
Wow this is such a cool guide, thanks for the tips
Wesley  [author] 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am 
Thank you all for reading through our guide. It took us many hours of studying Uffe72's streams of this game to acquire this knowledge and we are honored to be able to pass it on to all of you. :boomer:
Ellen Joe 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am 
ok
bob 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am 
me three
skulli 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am 
me too
MEDIC-NICE 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:01am 
:jarate:
Puffy 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23am 
This guide was not helpful. I still can't execute the dash jump properly.