Rust
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How To DESTROY A Hacker
By Chappiiee
Now if you ever hear hackers outside your house DONT BE SCARED.
HACKERS FEED OF FEAR. (this is a scientific fact.)

Now you may be asking. "What do i do now?"

Well be a gentleman (or lady) and kindly ask the nice men outside what they want.
If they say something like
"U gona get rek rel gud ked" Then dont worry its just some nerd. Rek him.
If said nerd comes back with his friends and his friends are flying...you know you dun goofed.
If they say open up you open up. Dont be rude right?
WRONG.
If you open dat door they are going to rek you faster than some haxor in split rad.
Dont cry for an admin you are to far gone for that. It is only up to you know to fight off these hackers.
Reply with something witty or clever to get the hackers off guard.
Talk about things they like. Like rust or other nerd things.
Befriend said hackers.
Ask if they want to skype or anything like that.
Play with said hackers for months...learn everything about them. When they go to sleep when, they leave to eat, their bathroom patterns.
Simple find him.
Knock on his door and say
"U gona get rek rel gud ked"
Rek haxor cause you knew he was in the bathroom at that time.
Simple go back home and finally play Rust in peace. (or you know I guess you can just sit there and cry?)
   
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41 Comments
Tw3rp 14 Feb, 2016 @ 11:15am 
Hi
Dont be this guy-----]
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StuffedDonut 30 Jun, 2015 @ 1:48pm 
ALSO IF YOU SEE SOME ONE WITH "xXxX" before or after the name they suck! (Jk)
head2dead 17 Jan, 2015 @ 7:03pm 
that picture is so true it is sad
MassLuca007 16 Jan, 2015 @ 2:27pm 
PENIS'. EVERYWARE.
KeltenX 18 Dec, 2014 @ 9:24pm 
ITS WORKS I KILLED THAT NAKED OP HACKING FLYING RAT RIGHT IN THE FACE HE KILLED MY FRIENDS AND I KILLED HIM WITH ! SHOT TO THE HEAD AND HE RAGED LIKE A LITTLE BIT**
Margaret Thatcher 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:30am 
IT WORKED
SLARE 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
lol
Chad Robert Kroeger 26 Nov, 2014 @ 8:04am 
XD
Dementador 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
huehue
Chappiiee  [author] 23 Nov, 2014 @ 1:49pm 
see you soon bb