I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUILLY ♥♥♥♥ OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS "this big", AND I SAID "that's disgusting".

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL ♥♥♥♥, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-EL-ETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.