To Start: What you'll need to Disco?

1. A can-do attitude! You can't go in without the Disco Spirit, baby! Take those negative-nancy vibes and throw them into your nearest recycling center, or kick them off the pier and yell loudly about your vendettas while doing so!

2. You're gonna need the "Plasma Burster", "Breach Cutter", and that "Shard Difractor"! They're all Plasma guns, and we're gonna turn your badass shotty into a Plasma shotty! PURE DISCO BABY! You can also use ANY other COOL weapon that uses Plasma, but these are the most DISCO!

3. We're gonna need the Engineer, as he's the best that can use all these weapons (also the only one BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BUD!). What type of engineer? I use the Tinkler class, because he's really good at tinkling and getting those badass overclocks! What? He's called the Tinkerer? That's fine, you can play that class too. I'll stick to my Tinkler.

4. Make sure you have these weapons ready to be maxed out, as you'll have to unlock overclocks on them. NOT VERY COOL, BUT DISCO DWARVES DON'T WHINE! Unless we sing about it.

6. Stop counting, only NERDS DO THAT!


You can see here, this is what the disco looks like! Pretty lights and GOOD VIBES!

SHUT UP MARTY, YA HIPPY!

Alright kid, here's how you're gonna build your guns.

First, the BIGGER the PLASMA, the BETTER! More lasers, larger lasers, and stronger lasers!

What preference you should ask? We want to melt the surface of Hoxxes (mind you, not hottsex, we don't go there) with our lasers, so make sure they're always on (Reload speed helps), more damage (Fire rate helps, but really work for 2 of our guns) and always more beams. Mods we're looking for? More beams, turn our Shotgun into a Plasma shotty, and anything to spread LOVE!*

*By spreading love, we want to spread DISCO, BABY!

TIME TO DISCO, BABY!

(Note, this build is a silly take on combining some of my favorite video games, and it doesn't do very much damage to bosses, sadly. BUT it is a very fun build I use a lot! Please, enjoy and I hope to see my fellow Disco Dwarfs out there!)

ROCK AND STONE! o7