Are you bad at cs? But an adult with a pair of magical thigh high socks!? well this guide shows you how to harness this power to not only boost team morale and make your teammates play seriously, but to also demoralize the enemy team making it easier to kill them!

• good! put them on,
  
• pair this with a nice pair of arm warmers and your counterstrike skills have already risen an average of 10% but thats not all.
  
• Whip out that iphone 7 and snap some photos for THE GRAM! Show off wat ur mother gave you!
  
• Now make sure to plaster them all over your steam profile so that every knows what a dirty person u are, FREAK.

Now at the cost of pretty much all of your remaining self respect you have a pretty cute looking profile ready to attract and piss of your fellow counterstrike degenerates. Now start queuing MM!

Now that you have made employment harder for yourself for many years to come! (you didnt need it anyway now you can grind more premiere elo)
You can finally reap the benefits:

• Your teammates will wish to impress the pretty boy on their team (thats you!) so they will try to win! :3
  
• Getting killed by someone who puts themself out like that is embarrassing dontcha think? Your enemies will typically be too busy either flirting with you or calling you slurs and making fun of you to focus on winning the game! Truly a win-win
  
• You now have good photos to put on your grindr profile later! Congrats you saved yourself like 4 minutes of time
  
• You draw people just like you to yourself! Which means more femboys which stands for
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  This way you can far more elo with like minded degenerates like yourself!

KILL GOD WE MUST BAND TOGETHER MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS FOR THE SAKE OF FEMININITY HE IS AGAINST US HE WANTS US DEAD BEFORE WE GAIN TOO MUCH ELO AND RISE UP! WE MUST STRIKE FIRST