Welcom bak to Takn ger m8s. Tonight on G E A H, I drive a Type 89 into a ditch,
Hammond commits Tax Fraud in the kingdom of Swaiki,


and James Shoots These Crusaders with a 40mm Tank shell.


Good Evnin Ladies and gents, and welcome back to Tank gear. Get some of your resident piss water that's in your fridge (Guiness is preferable). You're not gonna refund this and probably gonna play tiger I because 'bEst taNk iN Ww2"

Some reviews from inside the community shows the greatness of the game

Originally posted by ChoosyKraken#9786:

Implying women are better than femboys... Smh

Originally posted by Sudasana#3638:

Not going to add a horny jail channel

Originally posted by Vanagandr#4355:

vehicles tbh I think there's plenty

Originally posted by Miniature Horror Terror#2893:

I look at his face and all I can hear is "Bazinga".

First play the tutorial, then play mid-late war, preferably UK or US but Polish or USSR is good. Play the ones where you can have good speedy tanks, because the best way to not die is to not get hit in the first place. You will learn that even a Tiger 2 can get penetrated by a Stuart. [Footage missing]

After playing the game using the firefly you may want to get experimental in the bedroom *lenny face* in minecraft IN MINECRAFT. To train play in +80%, Random vehicle model is not recommended if you want to know the ins and outs of every vehicle (mmmm in). after git gud momento, you go smort.

Get some Smirnov and start drinking by the shelf, late games are long and arduous. After 40 combat days you will become a raging alcoholic and have lung cancer after all of the cigarettes needed to cope with the slog

get something that is over 50mm, anything lower is usually made against infantry and emplacements.
75 in mid-late war has a AP:HE ratio of 6:4 since MGs are good for everything except mid war tanks. Run from 20mm autocannons on both sides. Our resident A9 enjoyer and Hans Hans were severely traumatized by the 20la. And now they both wear skirts. Though I question the quality of their skirts compared to German Steel, and the fact that their Thigh Highs are not up to company standards.
In early game get a roughly 9:1 HE:AP Ratio as most of your crew members aren't very sigma male 10 prestige veteran yet. Later on, plan the skills you want. It should help you with how they progress through the war.

When using special shells (like my very risque unmentionables that I wear on those very special occassions) try to save up via not using them and relying more on maneuvering and closing the distance of your opponents. When you are forced to use it (like fighting a heavy tank from the front) try to count how many shells you expended that day, next you will reduce your daily allowance of special shells by yesterday's expenditure, that way you can reliably gain special shells.

If they die, then that's what we call a skill issue don't worry, the replacement is often time just as if not more skillful than their predecessor I.E they are more submissive and breedable
(RIP Hans Hans, Steve Steve, Ben Dover, Hans Hans[the tank], Hans Hans [The driver], and of course Steve and Steve 2 [The tank])

7/10 moar boobba


10/10 perfection

When picking a tank, pick something that is over 50mm and something that has atleast 8 points of armour on the front hull. And preferably something that either has HVSS or a fast tank, but a normal one will do. Not having a bow machine gun is okay since most of the time you barely use it, a flamethrower is also useless. Especially if it's external. Get a normal anti tank gun, and take down infantry with anti infantry shells, machine gun fire, or small arms

After getting Knocked Out, Your Slaves will either get stunned or Killed. Spam Smokes and AYDS. Rip bozo to your Driver.

For your skills, prioritize accuracy/ bonuses to your gun and unbog skills, since moving and shooting is a very effective strategy. Get Steady Hands - Crack Shot - Target Tracker - Sniper - Do it yourself.
Spam Perception for your driver. To protect your Commander and using a designated spotter if you know that the enemy has a low chance of KO'ing you (infantry, Light/Medium Tanks)

To get a medal, get your money since this place is a casino. And that kids is why you should play

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Armoured Commander II