1) You realized you have a crippling addiction to Brawlhalla
2) You get sick of losing to spammers
3) You watch Darkgoul
4) You realize Teros is the most skilled and hardest legend to play in Brawlhalla
5) You realize Teros is free
6) You hit diamond
7) Since your diamond you run into passive players
8) Ez solution just be more passive (MegD)
9) Well put it all together silly
10) Reach 3k elo
11) You are now the "All Father"