Cry of Fear

Cry of Fear

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How to not get spooked
By Drunken Slob
This guide will teach you to be a fearless tough guy and help you power through the horrific sights of Swedish society with ease.
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How to be Unspookable
1. Play the game on Easy.

2. Play the game during the day or in a well lit room at night.

3. Turn both brightness and gamma up to max settings.

4. Drop the spooky music volume down to 0 but keep the sound effects on but at a low volume so the scares aren't that bad but you can still hear what's going on around you in-game.

5. Do not use headphones and rely solely on your PCs speakers.

6. Play lo-fi chill hip hop study beats in the background via your phone or browser tab.

7. Take a deep breath and remember you don't live in Sweden and don't have to deal with this irl. (If you do live in Sweden, I've got some bad news for you pal)

So there you have it, hopefully my advice can assist you in enjoying the game without falling out of your chair or ramming your fist through your monitor. (Don't worry, the grueling amount of backtracking and random crash moments have got you covered on the whole fist through monitor thing)

Good luck! :)
192 Comments
HyperHavoc 27 Jan @ 5:43pm 
sweden is not real dont worry no body would be that heartless
Hellix 14 Jan @ 11:59pm 
steps unclear. I accidently jumped onto my monitor and my mouse is stuck in my throat
afton_webster 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm 
its night in a city in sweden waaait
afton_webster 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm 
my old friend left i havent seen him -a friend of simon
sprite_od 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm 
Worst steps ever. I literally launched out my chair and went head first into the ceiling like a cartoon character. 0/10 ! :steamthumbsdown:
vincter pie 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am 
wait... I LIVE IN SWEDEN
Antlercrow 11 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm 
lets hope this works!
wλve 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm 
Dude... I'm not scared.
WildTurkeyOld 6 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am 
Can you make a guide showing how to get scared????
Sylvanx 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47pm 
this didnt work im currently crying my eyes out in fear, why would you do this why would you lie :-(