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How to not get caught lacking
Por poop eater
This guide will tell you incels how to not get caught lacking in Zenith.
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Categoría: Characters, Co-op, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
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30 ENE 2022 a las 16:26
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Tip #1 
Tip #2 
Tip #3 
Tip #4 
Tip #5 
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Tip #1
Avoid females at all costs.

Whether or not they have their microphone enabled, it doesn't matter. Keep your head out of the clouds, and her skirt.
Tip #2
Party up with your bros.

If you're surrounded by a bunch of sausage wielding man meat, you won't have to focus so hard on that one random girl's boob window.
Tip #3
Focus on the mission.

Stay focused. Do not lose sight of the primary objective; be the best agent you can be.
Tip #4
They're just pixels.

Acknowledge that no female you meet here is real, no matter how they're dressed, or how they sound. For all you know, it could be a 44 year old man named Steve.
Tip #5
oh god i cant take it anymore
please help
she's force feeding me noodles please help
Congratulations!
You now know everything you need to know in order to remain a healthy member of society.

Unless you're already too far gone.
You already tried staring up her skirt, didn't you?
You fell for the e-girl, didn't you?


W̵͉̟̭͕̩͊̆̓͒͑̒̾̋̒͒̃̇̋͝a̷̢̞̩͎̱͔͕͖̼͉͑̋̓̚k̴̖̼̼̪͎͍͕͒͐͊̿̎͊̏̚̚ě̵̡̻͉͇͖̬̩̦̘̩͍̆̈̑̾̓͋̇̽͗̓̕͝ ̶̞̟̯͉̠̗̟̩̤̹̝͇̾̃̈͆̌͝û̴̥̠̲̝̱̜͔͓̙̘͕̘̓̇̍̿̑̊̾̓͝p̸͔̤͚̦̳̯͒̈́͐̓͋̋̔̋̒̕͝ͅ.̴͇̙̭͖͙͗̄̊͂̐̅̒̿͠͝

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hggpi 27 ENE 2024 a las 13:17 
once i met a female she had her mic turned on and then i said "hi"
she turned the mic off....
i̵̡͇̠̿̀̋t̷̝͙͎͆̓ṣ̸͕̲͑͒ ̵̣͍̫͋̊͌̾͗.̶̧̻͉͗.̴̥̥͇̰̿̀͘.̸̢̥̤̦̩̓̅̈́̕ ̵̨̡̣͇̅͊͗̾f̴͍̯̿̾̎̿i̵̞͌̔̾n̶̢̛̳̥̞̋̈̕e̴̥̫͌̾.̵̡̣͗̀͗͐̊.̵̫̬̠̣̈́̋͠.̶̢͕̼̑̎̉̔͒͜ ̷̺̗͋:̷͇̈́͝)̶̬̺̰͚̊̚
atlas 9 ENE 2024 a las 9:47 
im scared of women
Internaut 27 MAY 2023 a las 22:06 
STILL GOING
Blackbear 19 MAY 2023 a las 15:55 
MMORPG stands for Mostly Men Online Role Playing Girls
Starcraft 2 4 ENE 2023 a las 7:15 
LMAO
Internaut 24 OCT 2022 a las 18:08 
UNDERSTOOD
Megulan 18 JUL 2022 a las 2:00 
first one is not a problem
xSphinx 1 MAY 2022 a las 0:26 
W̵͉̟̭͕̩͊̆̓͒͑̒̾̋̒͒̃̇̋͝a̷̢̞̩͎̱͔͕͖̼͉͑̋̓̚k̴̖̼̼̪͎͍͕͒͐͊̿̎͊̏̚̚ě̵̡̻͉͇͖̬̩̦̘̩͍̆̈̑̾̓͋̇̽͗̓̕͝ ̶̞̟̯͉̠̗̟̩̤̹̝͇̾̃̈͆̌͝û̴̥̠̲̝̱̜͔͓̙̘͕̘̓̇̍̿̑̊̾̓͝p̸͔̤͚̦̳̯͒̈́͐̓͋̋̔̋̒̕͝ͅ.̴͇̙̭͖͙͗̄̊͂̐̅̒̿͠͝,
theres a
gas leak
Noktembl 29 MAR 2022 a las 15:31 
Tip #6
if you can't beat em, join em
become the e-girl
Thunder3425 19 MAR 2022 a las 12:06 
"You fell for the e-girl, didn't you?" what if i told you... i didn't :steammocking: would you believe me?